Unspoiled! Orphan Black

Maggie and I are bringing you the very last episode of Season 3 of Orphan Black, and this is a bit of a doozy. There's a lot of satisfying moments of closure, which was honestly more than I expected, and then they open a few new doors and just leave them tantalizingly ajar. The main thing that shocked me here that I wasn't prepared for at all was, of course, Delphine's fate. It's not just the fact that she got got, it was all the drama leading up to it that I just did not want to see omg what was in that guy's mouth tho seriously what is it NO DON'T TELL ME I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW. Ahem. And then there's a whole other thing going on with the Castor clones, whom it appears have been culled down to the very last 2. I don't know how much time Mark has left, but we finally bid goodbye to Rudy in an oddly touching scene with Helena. And speaking of Helena...JESSE TOWING!!!!What a lovely and unexpected surprise! I'm so happy he's back! Thanks so much for listening, everyone, and I will see you soon!

Please forgive how I start out this episode laughing in disbelief at the title, but this show really goes too damn far with that. And if you have an idea of why they chose this title, feel free to tell me but also be prepared for me to keep laughing at it anyway because there really comes a point when you need to this about your audience. Smh. This episode is a really fun one, and I think you can guess the main reason why. I'm just loving the antics of Helena when she's mixed up with the Hendrix family, and dynamic with Donny is especially fantastic. I'm kind of shipping the two of them now, I can't lie to you. And there's also the whole thing with Gracie, who turns out to actually be the real traitor (Shay may not be the one involved right now but I'm not letting her completely off the hook just yet, either). I really feel for Gracie, because it's not her fault how she was brought up, and even after getting out of there it's been nothing but a nightmare. It's not like she has a ton of options. Poor Gracie. S

I'm here with the newest episode of Orphan Black after missing last week due to illness, and holy shit! We have a new clone! How many of them are there out here? This is actually a question that I've been meaning to ask, because I love how many there are and getting to see Tatiana Maslany flex her acting muscles, and yet...nobody has noticed this? Yes, Fe and Sarah have to drive half a day to get to Crystal, but still that makes her the one positioned farthest away of those we've met (not counting Helena since we didn't meet her until she'd been brought here), and this episode we find out that there's another one in Poland that just died. Good lord, this is the age of Facebook and Instagram! Nobody has noticed at least ONE other version of their friend/neighbor/acquaintance popping up on their "suggested friends" because FB's facial recognition software mistook them for someone else? Anyway. I know. They can't have that happen, or else the whole thing wouldn't work. BUT STILL. Lots of interesting plot stuff h

In which we finally meet Alison's mother.

In which Paul realizes, far too late, that practically everyone he has ever worked with is straight-up trash.

WE'RE BACK!

In which Gracie gets ditched because she's just a worthless shell now.

In which Gracie and her boo have a really bad day.

In which we see more of the Castor boys, and Owen is not a fan at ALL.

In which Sarah has to play Rachel, and it turns out to be a really lucky thing.

In which Natasha and Owen don't know quite how they feel about this one.

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In which Donny is actually stepping up and getting shit done, and so, unsurprisingly, is Helena.

In which one of the clones is actually a dude. 

In which HOLY SHIT everything is hitting the fan. 

In this episode, we just want Helena to be happy. WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE HAPPY? 

In which Rachel awkwardly fucks an indifferent Paul, and Helena is MurderClone™

In which Helena gets away from the fish farm, but not before they've taken something from her.

In which Alison loses it, and everything is super sad.