Kar Dishin' It : All Things Kardashian

It’s the week Keeping Up With returns to close out its second to last season… EVER! But we’re squeezing in one more vintage recap from Season Five, where Khloe hides that she’s lost her wedding ring from Lamar and Caitlyn fights with Kris for space in the house. Before that, we continue updating on the bombshell news the show will be ending next year, whether or not they’ll sign a streaming deal, the controversy around Kim’s new maternity solutionwear line, and Kylie club-hopping with Tik Tok stars. Let’s do it! News 00:08:40, Recap 00:43:08 Everything you need to know to vote. https://www.vote.org/

The family announced that KUWTK is coming to an end after 20 seasons and 14 years. And with bombshells like this you know you can count on Jess & Marcy to report from the trenches. Welcome to the beginning of the end!

While we gear up for the premiere of KUWTK Season 19 in a few, short weeks, we continue with vintage recaps of Season Five. It’s a particularly fun episode with Kris hunting for men to date newly single Kim while Khloe gets bombarded by every family member wanting Lakers tickets. Meanwhile, we’ve got the latest news, including asking why Nobu seems to be the epicenter of KarJenner life in quarantine, Kris patenting “You’re Doing Amazing Sweetie” and Kylie traipsing around Paris with Fai and friends. Let’s go! News 00:11:40. Recap 00:34:00 Everything you need to know to vote in your state: https://www.vote.org/.

There’s a certain joy in starting a new vintage recap season and…. here we are!! It’s time to kick off Season Five of KUWTK, where we circle back on everything that’s been happening back in LA after our Miami stint with Khloe and Kourt! Kim is a certified superstar, complete with a new mansion of her own, and Khloe is pushing back on Kourt seeing Scott while she and Mason stay with her and Lamar. Plus the week’s current news, including Kimye seeming okay with distance, Khloe delivering a supposed “clapback” and Kris selling a Hidden Hills mansion to a pretty surprising (and suspect) new owner. News starts 00:15:00. Recap 00:37:00. Find everything you need to VOTE at www.vote.org.

Before we dive into the second season finale of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” (and prepare to head over to KUWTK Season Five next week!) we update on the Kanye, Kanye Kanye of it all, with the latest headlines on his questionable bid for President. There’s also Kylie’s extravagant (of course!) 23rd birthday in Turks & Caicos, her getting called out by a fashion designer for favoring big-name brands, and a follow-up to our convo about her appearance in the “WAP” video. Let’s do it! News starts 00:09:17 and Recap 00:41:22

In vintage recaps, we’re one week away from the finale of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” and things come to a boil in Magic City when the one and only Kris Jenner flying in to confront Scott and, of course, only makes things worse. Hopping forward in time, we digest the week’s KarJenner headlines, including updates on KimYe’s trip to the Dominican Republic with the kids, Kylie’s appearance in Cardi and Meg’s world-shattering “WAP” vid. and the heartbreaking news that our sweet Reign-Joon shaved his head! (Cry-face emoji). Let’s go! News starts 00:11:25, Recap 00:46:55

We’re back to our beloved vintage recaps, picking up on an episode from Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami where Scott is totally MIA while partying hard and Kim is hellbent on making sure Kourtney doesn’t let him get away with it. Meanwhile, we cover the latest headlines, including updates on Kanye, Larsa chiming in, and Kendall’s artsy Architectural Digest spread. Let’s go!

We pause on vintage episode recaps this week in order to focus on the sheer number of jaw-dropping headlines coming from the KarJennerWest family this week. Namely, Kanye kept everyone talking after a jarring Presidential rally, dozens of shocking tweets about his wife and mother-in-law (along with numerous other topics) and visits from celeb friends like Dave Chappelle and Justin Bieber to his Wyoming ranch. There’s still no clear path forward after West worried his fans and family but Marcy and Jess do their best to track the chronology of the last week and weigh in. News begins at 00:12:00.

The Kanye2020 train keeps on chugging with late-breaking and worrying headlines related to a Sunday night rally he held. We dig in and assess the situation, along with the rest of the week’s KarJenner headlines. That includes the return of Rob to KUTWK, Kylie not knowing how to read the room, her connection to the Meg Thee Stallion shooting, and Kourtney hanging out with a Tik Tok star? In our vintage ep recap we watching Scott grow ever more wild in Miami, much to the disdain of Kim. News starts 00:03:11, Recap at 00:51:30 BetterHelp offers access to licensed, trained, experienced, and accredited psychologists (PhD / PsyD), marriage and family therapists (LMFT), clinical social workers (LCSW / LMSW), and board licensed professional counselors (LPC). We want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting BetterHelp.com/kardishinit. Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health.

And just like that, we’re back! Marcy and Jess have a LOT of wild headlines from the KarJenner-Wests to catch up on — from Kanye4Prez to the return of Rob to Khloe’s bonkers birthday party, and everything in between — plus more vintage recapping to get back to! We return to “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” for an episode focusing on Kim’s excessive Blackberry use and a DASH employee having a STD scare. A true snapshot in time! Glad to be back – we missed ya! <3 News starts 00:12:50, Recap 00:52:48 BetterHelp offers access to licensed, trained, experienced, and accredited psychologists (PhD / PsyD), marriage and family therapists (LMFT), clinical social workers (LCSW / LMSW), and board licensed professional counselors (LPC). We want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting BetterHelp.com/kardishinit. Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health.

Jess and Marcy here with some BREAKING NEWS: did Khloe Kardashian just post an Instagram story of her having a baby shower? Are Khloe and Tristan Thompson having a baby? Check out https://www.instagram.com/kardishinit for the video. What do you guys think, is this a trick or a tease?

It’s officially summer! In news, we’ve got Kim entering the world of podcasting, Kanye going into the beauty industry, Kylie collabing with Kendall for her makeup line and a deleted KUWTK scene where Kim and Scott decide Tristan is a-ok. We keep on with our vintage recaps of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” with an ep that has Kourtney driving herself to the brink over trying to lose weight for a bikini photo shoot. Meanwhile, Khloe is growing increasingly resentful of being away from Lamar in Miami and it all comes to a nasty boil!

Marcy and Jess keep up the vintage recaps with another jump back to “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami,” where Khloe navigates Rob moving in with her and Lamar. Meanwhile, Kourtney concocts a bizarre ruse with a former fling in order to make Scott jealous. We continue tracking the KarJenner responses to the #BlackLivesMatter and the way the family is handling Covid — which is pretty sliding scale of precaution, let’s just say! Off we go!

Marcy and Jess are back and sifting through the week’s headlines, including the KarJenner responses to the #BlackLivesMatter protests after the death of George Floyd. In much smaller news, there’s also the dust up between Forbes and Kylie after the publication attempted to dethrone her Billionaire crown. And we hop back into our vintage recaps, this time following Kourtney and Khloe in Miami where Scott goes wild at his club’s opening and Khloe goes to Chicago to see John Wayne Gacy’s preserved brain. Yes, you read that right. We also share some important listener messages and remind everyone to please check out the list of resources related to the ongoing movement and furthering your own education on our post from last week. News starts 00:08:37, Recap starts 00:46:18.

No episode this week. Instead here are some places you can donate to support Black Lives Matter, the families of victims of police brutality and murder, and resources on how to educate yourself/friends/family and ways you can get involved. Black Lives Matter. Donate to Black Lives Matter: You can find the main donation page here. Get involved with your local BLM chapter: The full list is here. Or start your own: More info here. Donate to a bail fund: This crowd-sourced Google Doc of bail funds keeps getting bigger. Support the National Police Accountability Project: This group, a project of the National Lawyers Guild, helps people find legal counsel. More info here. Support Campaign Zero, a police reform group that has been working on policy solutions “informed by data and human rights principles. More info here. Sign a petition: Civil rights group Color of Change launched a petition asking that all the officers involved in Floyd’s death are brought to justice. Find it here. Or another petition: The “Justice

First things first! Jess can finally talk about what it was like to be a part of the new Quibi show “Kirby Jenner” which just started streaming over the holiday weekend! Watch it and you’ll see your beloved JJJ for a brief sec, along with the whole KarJenner crew. Lotsa fun behind the scenes deets and stories to finally get to share, including what it was like to shoot with Kendall! Then, we get to the week’s headlines and a truly, truly hilarious vintage episode of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” where Kourt offers to give Khloe a bikini wax and ends up burning her vagina right before Lamar comes to town for a visit. It’s a hoot and we’re having a damn blast. Give a listen! 00:00:00 – 00:18:00 min Jess gives us the inside scoop of her experience working on Kirby Jenner for Quibi, and meeting Kendall!!!! 00:22:30 min News 00:51:27 min Episode Recap

We hop back to our beloved vintage recaps while KUWTK takes a mid-season break, picking up at Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, Season Two! It’s truly a hilarious first ep, involving a disgustingly disheveled dressing room at DASH and Khloe being very hungover at a photo shoot. The Kardashian sisters are BACK in Miami! Meanwhile, we dig into the week’s news, where Khloe shuts down pregnancy rumors, the historic “Kim, people are dying” meme makes a return, and Kanye’s former bodyguard dishes some supposed dirt. News @ 18 mins, Recap @ 1 hour. Inside Hidden Hills – Vanity Fair article. *As a listener of KarDishinIt, you can get 10% off your first month if you visit BetterHelp.com/kardishinit. They’re committed to facilitating great therapeutic matches and it’s more affordable than traditional offline counseling. Join over 800,000 people taking charge of their mental health.*

It’s another sister showdown on KUWTK, this time over who will host the family’s legendary Christmas Eve party after Kim announces she and Kayne don’t want it after all (LOL, sorry Kris) — and how that change will affect Christmas morning plans. Meanwhile, Khloe tries being Kris’s new assistant and Scott reconnects with his Uncle Dave. We dig through the latest news, including rumors of Kim and Kanye fighting in quarantine, Kylie’s possibly shady real estate deal, Scott checking in and out of rehab, and plenty more.

It’s Kardashian birthday season and time to partyyyyy! But there’s a new member to the regular family bashes, one Corey Gamble, who Khloe and Kim realize they’ve never really properly celebrated and plan to surprise him with a trip to Napa. Of course, things get a little wonky in trying to get their plan off the ground. Meanwhile, Khloe debates freezing embryos with Tristan vs. just her eggs and Kim flies to Texas to meet with a death row inmate. We’ve also got the week’s news, including Kylie getting photographed out during quarantine looking awfully different, Kim’s IG stories catching us a bit off guard, and Kanye officially becoming a billionaire!

Marcy and Jess stick to socially distanced recording, covering another ep of KUWTK that focuses mainly on Khloe and Tristan’s slowwwwly warming relationship. Meanwhile, we’ve got Kylie getting Lasik along with new-to-the-show Stassiebaby and another attempt to prank Kris Jenner. In the news, there’s more #Kuarantine updates — including Kourtney’s 41st birthday! — and a pretty fascinating GQ profile of Kanye. And speaking of profiles, here’s Jess’s recent interview with Mischa Barton for Paper Magazine! https://www.papermag.com/mischa-barton-most-misunderstood-2645727569.html?rebelltitem=4#rebelltitem4