Samsey And The Champ

Samsey, the Champ, and Dr. Beast recount their weekend at Notre Dame in the creek water and Nebraska's first loss of the season. Samsey changes his team name after repeated misfortune has all but sent him to the Cristo playoffs. Bretter gets blown out by Dr. Beast.

Samsey loses to the Champ in a barn burner and...freaks out a bit. Dr. Beast and Samsey prepare for their trip to Notre Dame for the "Catholics vs. Convicts" game as well as the Nebraska vs. Wisconsin matchup in Camp Randall. Zach gets blown out by Bretter.

Samsey's sanity begins to slip after he is Monday Night Waved. The Champ blows out Prim, who debases himself during the biggest blowout interview. Bullets continue to fly as Samsey loses P90 Eddie Lacy for the season.

The Champ and ND have a stink. The Champ gets blown out by Beast and gets vile on the podcast. Samsey loses another annual "Maximus vs. Commodus" match in tragic fashion. Picks Samsey: Samsey, Tim, Brett, Zach Beast: Samsey, Tim, Brett, Zach Champ: Dave, Tim, George, Beast

Raperburger strikes again, but this time rapes Samsey's opponent. The Wave gets Monday night Waved by the Champ. Frank Gore finds yards and touchdowns despite all odds, age, time, or space. Prim Mensel, GM of Two Dragons, blows out Bretter Bob of Zone Plane 2 (now Zone Plane 1). The Cornhuskers remain undefeated with their victory over the Illini and the Irish finally get a win.

Notre Dame loses again and the news about VanGorder buzzes in South Bend. The Huskers remain undefeated. The Champ gets blown out by Bretter Bob, GM of Zone Plane 1 and the Beast gets Monday Night Waved. Samsey rants and rants and rants and rants.

The Cornhuskers have a huge win over Oregon, but Notre Dame loses its second game in three weeks. The Huskers are now ranked and Notre Dame has lost its playoff hopes. Dr. Beast blows out Samsey in a Cristo revenge match and the Champ wins yet another match by less than a point.

Week one is in the books and Samsey, the Champ, and Dr. Beast reflect on their first week as the top three scorers. Notre Dame loses to Texas. Nebraska beats Wyoming. OJ is back and the Champ has a stink. Samsey interviews the GM of te - Unsullied - qb, who was the victim of week one's biggest blowout.

Samsey and the Champ kick off 2016 by discussing the gin draft and welcoming Dr. Beast to the podcast full time. Let the blood bath begin...

Rat King

Brett breaks his silence about his 1-7 season in an exclusive interview with Samsey. Dr. Beast and Dave are there too. Everyone is hammered.

Dr. Beast comes on to discuss being blown out in the league. Both Beast and the Champ are still drunk from the night before and Samsey hasn't slept. Real amateur effort this week. Oh and Nebraska lost again...and the Husker's QB went down. Welcome to the starting lineup Ryker Fyfe!

Samsey recaps a big win against Minnesota for the $5 Bits of Broken Chair Trophy (aka the best trophy in college football). Champ gloats about his victory over Samsey in the league and Tim appears as the biggest blowout guest.

Champ runs in fear from Samey's fantasy team (not really). Dr. Beast fills in. Jamaal Charles dies. Samsey contemplates his 2-4 Cornhuskers...and suicide.

Samsey has finally lost it in the wake of Nebraska's loss to Illinois. The Huskers look the worst they've looked in recent memory...which is saying something. The Champ has all but lost the Fighting Irish playoff bet with Notre Dame's loss to Clemson. Samsey and the Champ discuss the Champ's blow out win against Brett, who, due to a series of injuries and bad decisions, appears likely to be a Cristo repeat (a title of shame bore by he who places last). A candle in the wind.

Samsey and the Champ recap a slow week in college football. Dr. Beast laments his loss to the Champ by .4 yards, while Samsey gloats about dealing George the biggest blowout three years in a row. Shadows surround everyone.

Samsey shares some poetry about regret in the ashy ruin of the Miami vs Nebraska overtime loss. His sanity begins to slip. The Champ and Dave discuss being the league's biggest blowout victims of weeks one and two.

Samsey and the Champ discuss the season ending injury to Malik Zaire and the college football playoff bet. Samsey babbles about a meaningless Nebraska game. Dr. Beast is introduced.

Samsey discusses the BYU hail mary that crushed the spirits of Cornhusker nation and the drunken debauchery that followed on his first college football Saturday of the season. Champ gloats about the strong performance of Notre Dame's opener against Texas. Also: Preview of Fantasy Football, as well as NFL pick em for week one.