Everything Is Fine, Nothing Is Ruined

This week Hassan and Tristan are here to tell you three things that will haunt you the rest of your days: You ruined your father.  You crippled your family.  And baldness is hereditary! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTube

This week Hassan and Tristan battle the genma in feudal Japan! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTube

This week Hassan and Tristan seek their fortunes deep in the dungeon, but sadly did not pack enough to eat while down there. There's only one solution... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTube

This week Hassan and Tristan join the Autobots and the Maximals to fight those dastardly Decepticons and the persnickety Predacons! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTube

In this spooky EiFNiR Hallowe'en episode it's a double feature! Tristan had a rough time watching James Wan's horror movies and thus pivots hard into the Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors. Watch as he forces Hassan to relieve the history of two franchises that may have overstayed their welcomes... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTube

This week Tristan and Hassan join the Straw Hat Pirates, sail the high seas and doing all of that cartoon pirate thing live-actionly. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTube

This week Tristan and Hassan join the X-Men and resist the gennocide of mutantdom! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTube

This week Tristan and Hassan get J Jonah Jameson all of the pictures of Superman he could ever want! ... What? Who the hell is Spider-Man? NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTube

This week Tristan and Hassan grab their dice and cheetos and let Astarion become a vampire lord!* NSFW *Hassan would like to acknowledge that letting anyone become a vampire lord is a bad idea. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter

This week Tristan and Hassan hunt the greatest monsters of all: Netflix Studio Executives!! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter

This week Tristan and Hassan sail away to carve their lives out in the fabled Vinland! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter

This week Tristan and Hassan go on one last journey through Pallet Town to become the very best like no one ever was... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter

This week Tristan and Hassan travel to the darkest streets of the East End of Gotham to fight crime by talking about their feelings after smashing in some mobster's teeth! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter

This week Tristan and Hassan join the Straw Hat Pirates, sail the high seas and wind up crashing on a mysterious island where their memories are stripped away! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter

This week Tristan and Hassan travel across the multiverse, encountering weird versions of themselves and just tearing them a new one each time! Poor shlubs. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter

This week Tristan and Hassan travel to the dark reaches of Skull Island to catch a giant ape king of some sort! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter

This week Tristan and Hassan give up the assassin life to go run a small farm somewhere in Kansas I think? It's unclear. Oh well. Good thing violence won't just suck them back into that hitman lifestyle or anything! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter

This week Tristan and Hassan get their souls sucked out and replaced with the essence of a couple of eternal warriors that battle evil! Neat! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter

This week Tristan and Hassan join a bunch of crazy wizard cops to stomp out the unionization of secret underground magicians! Totally not copaganda! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter

This week Tristan and Hassan fly to the darkest reaches of space to discover strange new worlds!  (And make out with the aliens.) NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter