Betty In The Sky With A Suitcase!

Reporting from 34,000 feet we hear stories about tourettes, announcements gone wrong and some bowel and wheelchair mishaps! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Store... www.skybetty.com Music by The Catch  "Flying" Check out a podcast I like ... The Adam Carolla Show at ... www.adamcarolla.com

Episode 69 I've been busy moving from one coast to another, and I was so swamped that I have missed a few months in the podcast world...but I'm back! One good thing about taking a break is that I have wealth of stories to work with!  In this "come back" episode we have naked flight attendants, a story with a very creative use for the metal bread basket tongs, and a whole lot of bathroom humor on the airplane. The photo is of me in Thailand in a Santa Suit..it was for my Christmas Card ...the saying was going to be...Santa's a Real Swinger...it came out really clear huh?!  And just in case you want to try this...fur is really HOT in Thailand! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music... "Betty" by the Lavcivious Bitties... You can now get their music on itunes! Hey and don't forget you can still buy my book, or visit my "Betty Store" www.skybetty.com

Episode 68 Sometimes you have to do what you have to do to survive.  We have some crazy things that have happened on the airplane like a captain falling off a catering truck and a get this...a drive by crapping!  And at the end of the episode we have two survival stories. Contact... flywithbetty@gamail.com Click here for my store for Airline Christmas Cards Click Here for the Italy Villa website Music by thestratbrat "Ballad of Steven Slater" on utube A special thanks to the fabulous Scott Simon of NPR News

Episode 67 I know it's old news now but I had to do a few Steven Slater stories beacuse it's just so funny!  We have a crashing story and some airplane lavatory mishaps plus a really funny medical emergency.  I don't say "funny medical emergency" very often! If you want to check out the Itailan Villa website for Roman Countryside Escapes check out www.terrabellaservices.com Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com Music from the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon "Took two beers and jumped"  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3JJMhm7zCw  (I hope he doesn't mind... boy was he great on the Emmy's!)

Episode 66 Did you guys hear about the flight attendant that was recently arrested for stealing from sleeping business class passengers?  They are calling her the mile high bandit!  We hear about some other misbehaving crew members like crashing parties, pilots in jail and of course the barefoot bandit. Along with the bandit stories we hear 2 dramatic flying experiences.  A mid air collision and scarey flight where Jesus makes an appearance! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com If you have ever thought about traveling alone you should check out...The new e-book...The Art of Solo Travel! "https://www.e-junkie.com/ecom/gb.php?ii=735880&c=ib&aff=123162&cl=33234"  

Episode 65 Now, I know the subject of racial profiling is controversial.  Some people think we should never do it, others think we are crazy not to profile.  At the end of the episode we have a whole segment on the subject.  And since profiling deals with racial differences the rest of the episode is full of funny racial misunderstandings and mistakes people make on the PA about certain groups of people. Contact:  flywithbetty@gmail.com If you have ever thought about traveling alone you should check out...The new e-book...The Art of Solo Travel! "https://www.e-junkie.com/ecom/gb.php?ii=735880&c=ib&aff=123162&cl=33234" Music... "Colors" by Bryan Thompson on www.garageband.com

Episode 64 I just got back from Bonaire so we have a misbehaving donkey story, lots of celebrities on the airplane and one fast moving Italian.  Since we are talking about famous folks, Arthur Frommer actually does the lead in...how fun is that? The music from this episode is all local music from Bonaire, I recorded music at the annual Rincon Festival (those islanders really know how to party!) and also from a local restaurant called Donna and Giorgios. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Episode 63 I actually have two stories about pigs flying!  Along with the pigs we have bats and People Express stories.  Plus two stories that relate to the current news item where the ladies tried to board an airplane with a dead guy wearing sunglasses?! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music this episode is a gift from listener Bas Winckels...thanks Bas! This episode features a short segment from Peter Anthony Holder from www.thestuphfile.com

Episode 61 After a certain age your "firsts" start to dwindle.  This episode is chock full of firsts, a instructor and student pilot first, my first tsunami delay, a passenger grabbing a flight attendant around the neck and a pilot's creative use of the crash axe for a dirty job! (you'll just have to listen) Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com If you want to hear the whole episode of Amateur Traveler just click on the pink player  to the right or you can click here to go to the web site! Music by www.podsafemusic.com "Betty" by the Lavcivious Biddies  

Episode 60 This episode features crazy stories for airline like People Express and Pacific East Airlines.  These airlines are no longer in business and we hear why.  Along with the wacky old airline stories we hear about people expressing themselves in ways they probably shouldn't! Special guests on the show include Brian Peters from www.nodebtworldtravel.com and Brian Cox from Hey, Get Off of My Lawn www.coxmarketing.com Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by www.garageband.com EXPRESS YOURSELF BY RASKAL ENTERTAINMENT  I  did a LIVE Video show on Feb 21st at 4pm Eastern and 1pm Pacific with Joe d'Eon www.flywithjoe.com    Click here to watch the show     

Episode 59 The stories in this episode involve the KKK, people peeing in the aisles, crew members almost landing in jail  and a kid stealing an airplane.  Now these things are just wrong...but sometimes wrong can be entertaining?!   Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Follow me on twitter at www.twitter.com/skybetty   This is REALLY exciting for me... you can preorder the book at Amazon... it seems so legit now that I'm on Amazon!   Check out the store at www.skybetty.com CLICK HERSUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free! Music by  www.garageband.com  "fly" by the HORNBUCKLE BROTHERS BAND  

Episode 58 Happy Holidays podcast world!  This show has a lot of stories of passengers exhibiting classy behavior along with some Flight Attendants behaving badly.  There is even a story of how you could behave badly with the contents of the survival kit in the ejection seat of a fighter airplane! I am finally on twitter, I will tweet when a new episode is coming out or if something exciting is happening.  You can follow me at www.twitter.com/skybetty !!! The song in this episode is "Tweetin on a Jet Plane" from utube.  You can see the video at www.stevegoodie.com Contact  flywithbetty@gmail.com Check out the store www.skybetty.com  CLICK HERSUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free!

Episode 57 I'm Back!  Sorry but I got distracted with my fella who lives in another country! This episode has alot of short stories about animals like an alligator and a whale along with stories about things that bother Flight Attendants and Pilots on the airplane. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Check out my online store which now features Airline Christmas Cards!!  www.skybetty.com CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free! Music by www.garageband.com "Waiting" by the Auroras      

Episode 56 Do you guys remember the TV Show from the 80's called McGyver?  It was about a guy that could make anything out of the most obscure items.  Well on the airplane sometimes we have to solve a problem with the limited items we have onboard.  We have to pull a McGyver! So this show features some McGyver stories along with two ejection stories.  Because sometimes a McGyver story is impressive but there is nothing as amazing as ejecting out of an airplane and surviving! Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free! Check out my store at www.skybetty.com Music is the theme from the old TV show (I hope they don't mind)

Episode 55 I am very late in posting this podcast.  Many people have e-mailed me to see if I am okay.  Well I am more than okay.  I met a man on my trip to Belize and I have been traveling back and forth to Belize to see him?! So it seems fitting to have this episode feature stories about Love.  Love in the Air to be exact, along with some war stories, mainly stories of soldiers home on leave from the war. Contact   flywithbetty@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free! I have an internet store with some fun airline products www.skybetty.com Music by www.garageband.com "Love is in the Air" by Jubeus   

Episode 54 I've been flying a long time and I always think I've heard all the crazy things people could say...but they still surprise me! So in this episode we hear about people saying and doing some wacky things. At the end of the episode a Pilot talks about something a person did on his flight that landed the guy in jail for 9-25 years! Contact   flywithbetty@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free! I have an internet store with some fun airline products www.skybetty.com Music by www.podsafemusic.com  "Betty" by The Lavcivious Biddies

Episode 53 Nobody likes a poser!  This show is all about posing.  We hear about posers and placedroppers.  And there is a few stories of Flight Crew "posing" as passengers as they commute to and from work. And at the end of the episode I tell a story about the silly yoga pose I try to get people to try when I'm traveling?! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com I keep adding new stuff to my store at www.skybetty.com  so check it out! Music by www.garageband.com "yogababe" by Diva Eve & the Forbidden Fruit

Episode 52 This episode highlights some airline phenomenon like the "plane knocking" or "plane kissing"  people do as they enter the aircraft.  Along with some other strange phenomenon like why actors are so afraid to fly or why most people are soooooo interested in the mile high club? But mostly this episode is dedicated to the phenomenal story of the amazing USAir ditching in the Hudson river! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Check out my internet store for some fun airline items at www.skybetty.com   Hopefully  by next month I will have a "Best of Betty" CD for sale in the store! CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free! Music by www.garageband.com  "Fly" by The Good Sirs

Episode 51 At the end of this episode we hear a story about a Somali Conga Line.  Now those are just words you never put together...Somali Conga Line?! You have to be really silly or have a few drinks to join a Conga Line so the rest of the show is full of silly, gullible or slightly off kilter stories.  We have stories about crabs, a shady pilot and not one but two... Doogie Howser stories?! Come on and join the Conga airLine! CONTACT... flywithbetty@gmail.com Hey guess what... I have a new store with items with the Betty logo.  And I am working on other graphics to add new products...check it out at  www.skybetty.com  !!   CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free!   Music by www.garageband.com Conga Fever by Edens East  

Episode 50 In September I went to Egypt and in November I traveled to Ecuador!  I have literally been a traveling fool! This episode is about pilots, flight attendants and tourists being foolish! A guide from the Galapagos talks about the silly questions tourists ask him, and at the end of the episode there is a great story about a foolish passenger that involves a rope, an indian and a blanket! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free! Music by www.garageband.com  "Flying" by The Catch