Betty In The Sky With A Suitcase!

Episode 29 I record all types of stories and then I try to find a theme for an episode.  Strangely enough a common thread seemed to be stories with people in various stages of undress? So among the underwear and naked stories we hear my own most embarrassing moment and at the end of the episode we hear about a really famous lady in her underwear on the airplane! Music by www.podsafemusic.com  "Betty" by The Lavcivious Biddies  

Episode 28 Roger...or Roger that...is what a Pilot says all day long.  It indicates that a message has been recieved.  But...is the message always understood?  Are we always on the same page?   Words can mean different things to different people which makes for some hilarious stories in the cockpit and the cabin. The end of the episode has a great segment about the Aircraft manufacturer Fokker.  Roger? Roger that.  Music by www.garageband.com "Cabin to Cockpit" by The Belvederes

Episode 27 I'm sure each and every one of you have funny things happen when you are at work, but Flight Attendants and Pilots average day just seems to have more of them. We hear about the Flight Attendants having to open the door...inflight!  Plus alot of wacky airplane lavatory stories and at the end of the show I tell a story about an especially friendly famous gal. Music by www.garageband.com "Flying" by The Catch

Episode 26 An airplane is a "big metal tube" with hundreds of people crammed inside speeding through the sky.  Is it any wonder that now and again a passenger goes slightly crazy? We hear of passengers spitting, fighting and generally causing havoc on the airplane.  Nothing like alittle violence for the holidays?  Don't worry there are plenty of laughs too! The photo is a greeting card made by a fellow Flight Attendant...if your interested in a catalog... e-mail  stewsgonebad@hotmail.com Music by www.garageband.com  "Crazy" by The Ripple Effect  

Episode 25 This show starts off with a bombshell story and ends with a personal bombshell announcement.  The middle is chock full of dramatic and funny lightning stories. The photo is a greeting card made by a fellow Flight Attendant...if your interested in a catalog... e-mail  stewsgonebad@hotmail.com Music by www.garageband.com "Lightning Strikes" by Chaiko

Episode 24 This episode is chock full of short stories of flight crews acting rather mischievous. We have Flight Attendants pulling pranks on Pilots, a prisoner making a run for it, a mistaken rocket launch...plus some simply zany behavior! The photo is a greeting card that another flight attendant makes, if your interested in a catalog contact  stewsgonebad@hotmail.com   Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by www.garageband.com  "Everything Good" by Twintwelve      

Episode 23 What do contrails, hound dogs, fretless monsters, bjillionaires, low cut dresses and lisping pregnant women have in common? They are all featured in this potluck episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase. And the last story...all I can say is...Ohhhh Baby! Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com   Music by www.podsafemusic.com "Betty" by The Lavcivious Biddies

Episode 22 If you've ever seen the TV show "Lost" you've seen the model perfect gorgeous passengers of TV's parallel universe. But in reality people on the aircraft are alot more diverse than that...which is actually rather wonderful. This episode features stories about a group of monks, a drunk priest, a "gay" passenger and a rather large gentleman getting stuck in the aircraft lavatory.   Music from www.garageband.com  "Wonderful"  by DavidWilliam

Episode 21 What is a Bellringer you ask?  A Bellringer is a type of airline passenger who rings and rings the flight attendant call bell... and can't associate the the action of pushing the button and the resulting ding! We hear about alot of bellringers...some dingbat Flight Attendants... and at the end of the episode we hear a story that is a real "headbanger"! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by www.garageband.com Warning Bells by romaniacs  

Episode 20 This show has great stories about crewmembers and passengers who are shall we say "colorful" or "interesting"!  At the end of the episode we actually have an ax wielding Captain! Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by www.garageband.com  "Strange People" by FBW You might want to listen to Joe Deon interview me on  "Fly With Me" at www.flywithjoe.com  it's in Episode 13.  Joe sets the podcasting bar very high... he always does a fantastic show.    

Episode 19 This show has one witch story and then it is nonstop celebrity stories.  Starring Arnold Palmer, Elvis, Russell Crowe, Little Richard, Jamie Lee Curtis, John Travolta, Andre the Giant and Robert Redford. And at the end of the episode we hear from a non famous but really impressive passenger just back from Iraq. Music by www.garageband.com "Walk of Fame" by Bad Mama Jamas      

Episode 18 Flight Attendants and Pilots spend a lot of time in hotel rooms and this episode brings us stories of hotel burglars...strange things lost and found in hotel rooms...and a couple naked hotel room incidents. When your traveling... it's always good to watch your back! Then at the end of the episode we hear from a famous passenger who was kind enough to share a funny story with me. Music by www.garageband.com  "Flying" by The Catch  

Episode 17 This episode features funny stories of kids on the plane.  The title is in reference to the upcoming movie that is getting great press..."Snakes on a Plane."  Actually one of the stories has kids and snakes on a plane. CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES! Music by garageband.com  "Kids Rock" by Blue Fox & the Rockin'D

Episode 16 In this episode we hear scary stories.  Some are funny scary and others are truely scary like the captain having a heart attack inflight.  And the last story...well...it's the bomb! Music by www.garageband.com  "Bombs Away" by Toke Squaly  

Episode 15 In this episode we hear funny stories about generalizations about all types of different people.. and ask...can't we all just get along? Music by garageband.com "Everything Good" performed by Twintwelve (I really like their music!)    

Episode 14 This episode brings us stories from the air...we have some swearing in the air, a cat and a mouse in the air, some pilot competitions and a truely embarassing moment in the air. At the end of the episode we hear the second part of the fighter pilot's first hand account of ejecting out of his f-18 aircraft! Music by garageband.com "Air" by Gertrude

Episode 13 Because of the amount of time Flight Attendants and Pilots spend in flying...alot happens in the air. In this episode we about... love in the air, being lost in the air, and needing a doctor in the air. Then at the end of the episode we hear a first hand account of a fighter pilot ejecting out of his F-18...now that's what I call drama in the air! Music by garageband.com "Air" by Gertrude

Episode 12 People are strange, a little odd and crazy. We hear about some strange passengers, an odd pilot and then I tell one of my favorite travel stories. You will probably think I'm crazy after you hear this story of a camel trek in the Sahara desert where we lost our camels and were stranded with some randy locals in the middle of the sand dunes. CONTACT...flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by garageband.com "Strange People" by FBW

Serendipity Episode 11 This episode brings us stories about moments in life that are not easily explained. We hear about a possible UFO sighting and some fateful moments on the aircraft. At the end of the episode I tell you about my date with fate on the airplane! Contact...flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by the very talented Jamie Angelise!

Episode 10 Birthday Suit! In this episode we hear about a pilot in his birthday suit, a few passengers in the buff and a flying santa suit. At the end of the episode I share a few touching listener e-mails. CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! Contact...flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by Garageband.com Christmas by Joe Perri