Synopsis
Qoopa Klub is a podcast about video games and irrelevant sexual experiences.
Episodes
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QK Archive 72: The Spirit Realm
06/04/2015 Duration: 02h10minFresh off of the latest Nintendo Direct, the boys are joined by the always great Derek H from RPGFan to dish on the hot Nintendo news and break down in tears over amiibo. We also have Now Playing, where we gab about Bloodborne, Axiom Verge, BoxBoy, Smash Bros, Kirby Super Star, and Super Mario 64. In the spirit of the Easter holiday, we close the show by talking about our favorite dead franchises, and how they might be brought back to the land of the living!*Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to their respective owners.
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QK Archive 71: Slimer
28/03/2015 Duration: 01h30minThe boys discuss the recent Nintendo announcements! Nintendo is going mobile! They are working on the NX! Also we mention buttholes a few times. Because that’s what we do. We also have a Now Playing segment dominated by Final Fantasy Type-0 and Episode Duscae, but also mentioning Metroid Prime, Metroid: Other M, Wolfenstein, and more Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. *Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to their respective owners.
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QK Archive 70: Skulltulas? In MY Bussy?!
12/03/2015 Duration: 01h44minThe Qoopa Kids celebrate Women’s History Month by shining a light on our favorite intergalactic bounty hunter: Samus Aran! We talk about whether we feel that Samus is an example of female characters done right in games, or if she misses the mark by being too generic. But first: Now Playing makes its return, where we discuss Kid Icarus: Uprising, Kirby and the Rainbow Curse, Danganronpa, Crossy Road and Resident Evil Revelations 2. We also kick back and cut loose and play some JEOPARDY! Special thanks to listener @thebookpirate for putting this faboo game together! *Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to their respective owners.
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QK Archive 69: Your BMI Is Nachos
25/02/2015 Duration: 01h32minWe welcome the lovely Derek H (@embryonx) from RPGFan.com and Random Encounter podcast fame to the QK train, where everyone’s standards are lowered. We discuss our impressions of the New 3DS and whether we think this is a required upgrade or more of a luxury item, our first 1 star review on iTunes, and tons and tons of Kirby! This episode contains our overdue discussion of Kirby Superstar for the SNES, and what you all came to the show for: Roman showers.*Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to their respective owners.
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QK Archive 68: Butt Company
10/02/2015 Duration: 58minJeremy, Jancko and Phil serve up a light and frothy episode where we dish on some of the recent happenings in the gaming world from layoffs and site closures to ClubNintendo and the supposed Legend of Zelda live action series on Netflix! We also have a kinda sorta Now Playing where we briefly discuss Another World 20th Anniversary Edition, Professor Layton VS Phoenix Wright, and Tiny Text Adventure. Remember to join us for the next episode where well be talking about KIRBY SUPER STAR and sharing our gaming comfort foods!*Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to their respective owners.
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QK Archive 67: But I Wanna Be A Pretty Squid!
27/01/2015 Duration: 01h43minThe boys are joined by super fan Francisco to discuss the recent Nintendo Direct, and to chat about the upcoming closure of ClubNintendo. We also deliver some Now Playing realness! Final Fantasy XIV, Guacamelee, Professor Layton VS Phoenix Wright’s opening cutscene, The Legend of Zelda, Resident Evil HD, Pokemon Alpha Sapphire, Smash Bros. and WoW. Also, enjoy the various weird sounds present on this episode, such as strange clicking, bird noises, and loud scary buzzes. *Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to their respective owners.
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QK Archive 66: Jimmy Carter Is Still Alive
12/01/2015 Duration: 01h41minWelcome to 2015, Qoopalings! The boys kick off the year by dishing on PlayStation Now, the limited edition of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask and the lameness of ClubNintendo here in the US, but first: Now Playing! We gab about Mario’s Picross, Super Smash Bros, WoW, Kingdom Hearts 2 HD, The Legend of Zelda (NES), The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, and Wheel of Fortune for Wii U. We also talk about some of our hopes and dreams for 2015, and announce our first Qoopa Klubhaus game: KIRBY SUPER STAR, so make sure you play along with us at home and join us in February for a special episode all about it!*Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to their respective owners.
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QK Archive 65: Yoshi Is So Sexual, I Hate It
29/12/2014 Duration: 01h55minThe Qoopa Kids close out 2014 with a look at our favorite games this year, and we get by with a little help from our friends: you! Not only do you get to hear US dish about our favorite games of 2014, we were more than thrilled to hear from some of our listeners about their personal picks. You'll hear their lovely voices peppered throughout this episode. We also discuss the new hotness of amiibo, and ask WHY U MAD? with a discussion about the recent DDoS attacks that impacted the PlayStation Network and Xbox Live. Thanks to everyone that listened to QK in 2014, and we can't wait to show you our moves in 2015! *Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to Nintendo, Gaijin Games and ICOM Simulations and is included under fair use protection. “duhgreatone” audio clips used from the MARVELOUS “duhgreatone laughs to music” account on Vine. Thank us later.
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QK Archive 64: Mario Teaches Tantric Sex, with Special Guest Star Mavis Beacon
20/12/2014 Duration: 01h57minTo celebrate episode 64, the Qoopas are joined by wayward heterosexual friend Matt to discuss two defining titles for the Nintendo 64: Super Mario 64 and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time! We talk about how these titles impacted the gaming landscape at release and how they are still felt to this very day. We talk about what we liked, what we didn't, and we jump into some crannies along the way.*Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to Nintendo.
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QK Archive 63: Uh, I Want Burritos
24/11/2014 Duration: 02h11minThe boys prepare for the upcoming holiday with our usual video game and penis discussions! Our feature topic this time around is a look at some of our favorite and least favorite spin off games, and a brief wish list of some characters we’d love to see starring in their own titles, but before that: Now Playing! We dish on Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, GTA V, Bayonetta 2, Mario Kart 8 DLC, WoW, Little Big Planet 3, and Pokemon Alpha Sapphire. To cap off the show, Phil does his best Alex Trebek in a Qoopa Klub first: JEOPARDY! We get extra Fergalicious on this one, can you stand it?*Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to Nintendo, Platinum Games and Gaijin Games and is included under fair use protection.
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QK Archive 62: It's Gross, And You're Gross For Liking It
12/11/2014 Duration: 01h30minThe boys discuss the latest Nintendo Direct news, but first we have Now Playing! We dish on Demon’s Crest, Super Smash Bros., Sunset Overdrive, Ryse: Son of Rome, Bayonetta, ZombiU, and random Japanese arcade games. We also talk about the best way to solicit pictures of penises.*Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to Nintendo, Platinum Games and Gaijin Games and is included under fair use protection.
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QK Archive 61: Bulbasaur In Your Clefairy
30/10/2014 Duration: 01h47minIt’s a spooptacular Halloween episode of the Qoopa Klub! The boys are joined by friend of the show Francisco to play a nice, scary game of PASSWORD! But first, we have Now Playing! We dish on WoW, ZombiU, The Evil Within, Bayonetta, Smash Bros 3DS, Fantasy Life, Final Fantasy XIV, Zelda II, and the Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire Demo! We also have a discussion about the recent Nintendo Direct for the Wii U version of Smash, and our lovely guest regales us with some Gayming Herstory. Peppered throughout the show are some chilling dramatic readings from some scary movies to help set the Halloween mood. Trick AND treat!*Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to Gaijin Games and is included under fair use protection.
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QK Archive 60: Hyrule Warriors Ate My Balls
21/10/2014 Duration: 01h08minIan leads Jeremy and super special guest Ryan from the Nintendo Fun Club Podcast (nintendofunclubpodcast.com) through a discussion about Nintendo’s unpredictable hit: HYRULE WARRIORS! We dish on how we felt about the initial announcement, our history with the Dynasty Warriors franchise, and how we feel the game stands up to our expectations. *Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to Nintendo and is included under fair use protection.
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QK Archive 59: Smashing Fudge
15/10/2014 Duration: 01h38minThe boys discuss the long awaited SUPER SMASH BROS for Nintendo 3DS! Is it everything we dreamed and more, or do we come away from this meal ready for the main course? We also have a nice and juicy Now Playing! We dish about Journey, Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition, Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: Curtain Call, Alien Isolation, and a trio of Castlevania games (Circle of the Moon, Dracula X, and Order of Ecclesia). We also make a return visit to the Ladies Room to discuss the ongoing absurdity that is Gamergate.*Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to Geffen, Nintendo, Konami, disasterpeace and Gaijin Games and is included under fair use protection.
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QK Archive 58: It's a "Hygiene Device"
27/09/2014 Duration: 01h38minThe boys give their thoughts on the bevy of Final Fantasy news to come out of Tokyo Game Show, and discuss the whole “no playable female characters in Final Fantasy XV" kerfuffle. We debut a brand new segment, Meeting in the Ladies Room, where we dive in to the super srs issues facing gamers today. The topic: the ridiculous “Gamergate.” We also have a delicious Now Playing where we dish on Ghosts ’n Goblins, Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: Curtain Call, Destiny, Professor Layton, and Hyrule Warriors before getting a Herstory lesson from Ian. The bloopers in this show are SUPER after dark, you’ve been warned. *Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to Geffen, Nintendo, ICOM, disasterpeace and Gaijin Games and is included under fair use protection.
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QK Archive 57: It's Being Quenched, But I'm Still Thirsty
14/09/2014 Duration: 01h49minThe boys take a stroll down memory lane with a discussion on the lost art of video game box art! We dish on some classic examples of great and awful box art, and how we feel box art has evolved over the years. But first, we talk about the Super Smash Bros. 3DS demo and final roster (SPOILERS!), 3DS XL special editions, and Miyamoto’s Pikmin short films. We also have an easy, breezy and beautiful Now Playing with Destiny, Danganronpa 2, Azure Striker Gunvolt, and Tomb Raider’s online mode. Jeremy also gives some Gayming Herstory about Castlevania and skipping school. *Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to Nintendo, ICOM, Square Enix, disasterpeace and Gaijin Games and is included under fair use protection.
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QK Archive 56: Nintendo Hurts
01/09/2014 Duration: 01h10minPhil leads the boys as they drop it like it's hot and gab about the HUGE amount of Nintendo news that has come out in the last few weeks, namely, the New 3DS/3DS LL, Smash leaks and Mario Kart 8 DLC! We also outline the upcoming holiday release schedule and give a YASSSSS to games that excite us and an EWWWWW to games that fail to make us tingle. We also talk briefly about the Kickstarter for GX3: Everyone Games! Even though Jeremy isn't technically on this episode, you can hear him yelling at his TV while playing Mario Kart 8 at the end.*Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to Nintendo, Square Enix, disasterpeace and Gaijin Games and is included under fair use protection.
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QK Archive 55: You're The Inspiration
17/08/2014 Duration: 02h05minWe've got a rare full house of Qoopas on this episode, where we discuss our history with handheld gaming! We dish about several aspects of go-go gaming, our history with these consoles and how we feel they compare to regular console gaming. We also have an easy, breezy, beautiful Now Playing segment where we chat about The Last Of Us Remastered, Super Mario Bros., Final Fantasy V, Elite Beat Agents and Dragon Quest VI. Jancko also serves us some Gaming Herstory, and as usual, we grill Matt about the particulars of female anatomy, and break out some great karaoke.*Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to Nintendo, ICOM, disasterpeace and Gaijin Games and is included under fair use protection.
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QK Archive 54: Queering Jenga
29/07/2014 Duration: 01h37minThe OG crew is back to dish all about GaymerX2! Was the convention a smash success? (spoilers: yes. Yes it was) We talk about our experiences at the convention, doing the Podcast X Zone 2 panel, Jenga, the sock rule, and the almighty YASSSS.*Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to Nintendo, Hudson Soft, Konami, Nicalis, disasterpeace and Gaijin Games and is included under fair use protection.
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QK Archive 53: Guh-rossssss-uh
09/07/2014 Duration: 01h33minThe boys serve up a healthy YASSSSSS on this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast. We’ve got Now Playing where we dish about: Shovel Knight, Dragon Warrior I, Mario Kart 8, Yoshi’s Island, Guacamelee, Valiant Hearts, Final Fantasy XIV, and much, much more! We talk about some recent gaming news and controversies, and delve into the evolution of our tastes as they relate to this crazy hobby of ours. *Additional music for this episode of the Qoopa Klub Podcast is copyrighted to Nintendo, Jake Kaufman/Yacht Club Games, disasterpeace and Gaijin Games and is included under fair use protection.