Celebrity Booze Cruise

Things take an frightening autumnal turn when we sample some Captain Morgan's pumpkin spice Jack-O-Blast with a spicy pumpkin beer chaser. The Captain gets real about her criminal history before we jaywalk our way to tales of the dog park, get into the nitty gritty of Jeremy Renner's messy custody situation, speculate about Ronan Farrow's eye color, scold Miley Cyrus for her most recent stunting, and Baby Choby shares an important update on Erika Koike AKA the Ex Mrs. Nicolas Cage.