Celebrity Booze Cruise

Captain Bones has returned from her sojourn abroad. We celebrate her booty with a very good Portuguese wine and offer a Laurel and Hardy FU to T.I., discuss the Hot Brother/Ugly Brother Paradox, wonder if People Magazine was dropped on its head as a baby for naming John Legend as The Sexiest Man Alive, ponder the perils of geriatric fatherhood, Baby Choby celebrates the triumphant return of Wesley Snipes, and we introduce a new segment called Celebrity Book Lounge where we review Inside Out by Demi Moore.