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The girls are back and talk RHONY and their feelings on Heather's presence on the show, and where they stand on the Luann-Eboni drama. They discuss new cast members on Vanderpump Rules, and Zarria has as usual, some extra special tea.

The year is 2021. In a wrinkle in time and space, while the girls are recording the episode, Raquel sends Zarria a cryptic message. Words: none. Only a photo. Does it mean Raquel didn't like the photo Zarria posted of she and Charli? Should she post another? Find out in the most nail-biting episode to date as the girls try to decipher and decode all while trying to do what they do best.

As Idris Elba shouted in Pacific Rim when the battle was not yet over, "Reset the clock! Vanderpump Rules has begun filming again!" The girls discuss alllll of the newborns and talk about their favorite names, as well as predictions for next season on VPR. They also begin the new season of RHONY, and talk about the first episode. New cast members, new feuds, sit right down and grab some alcohol it's going to be a bumpy ride!

The Bachelor Season that was supposed to be groundbreaking broke some ground in other ways that weren't so favorable to the franchise. The girls discuss the finale, and the controversial photos of Matt James's pick that surfaced, as well as the After The Final Rose episode with a new host. They also talk about Pump Rules and what they think lies ahead for moms-to-be on the show and off, and reveal their next viewing choice to dissect.

If 2020 was the year of endings, 2021 is the year of new beginnings. Stassi and Beau come back with a vengeance, and with their new baby Hartford on a Patreon with audio and video. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's interview with Oprah rocks the world, and we talk all of the tea spilled about The Bachelor and Bachelor Nation.

This week, the girls discuss the drama on The Bachelor and talk about how they don't agree with the bullying of Sarah this week, and also discuss the recent news of Bachelorette's newest couple Clare and Dale's public split. There's also a mannequin named Chandra, and a lot of babies: Stassi's little girl Hartford, the girls' jobs past and present as nannies. One of the girls gets Bling Empire on the watch list, the other gets Selling Sunset.

This week we have special guest Diana Gebbia, radio host and creator of the weekly web series "Let's Wine About Pop Culture." We get all of the LA-resident tea from Diana, as well as her takes on Pump Rules drama and who she's met from the show since she's been out there in La La Land. Beth Ann has the girls play a Bachelor-themed game, while Zarria has them choosing who they would most want to throuple with.

It's New Year's Eve, 2020, the last year of the worst year of our lives. Or was it? The girls reflect on final thoughts and resolutions for 2021, talk Monique exiting RHOP, and taking troll trolling lessons from Chef Rachel on Below Deck. They also address Stassi's latest post and mental health awareness, and how we can aim for a Happy New Year, one and all.

In this episode, the girls give us the rundown on the latest Pump Rules updates. Was Jax fired? Is the show getting cancelled? And more importantly: which one of the cast members would be the best Kevin McAllister in a Home Alone situation?? Find out all of these answers and more in our countdown to the holidays.

The girls had no idea the episode would take this route, but turns out they have a lot of thoughts on safety for women, self defense, and Lifetime movies. They manage to squeeze in the Bachelorette, but instead of focusing on Pump Rules drama, they give us an in-depth crash course on how to stay safe as a woman, with the Lifetime Movie Channel as the f*cking key.

It's been one hell of a Thanksgiving, thanks to 2020 and to the Pump Rules cast working overtime pro bono. There's been trouble in paradise between some of the cast members, including restraining orders, and we break down the tea. We also play a Thanksgiving themed game, and a not-so-Thanksgiving game... even if it has to do with leftovers.

The girls are back! Babies are on the way (not theirs), new shows must be talked about while we wait for Pump Rules to film again, and Zarria no-holds-barred addresses questions about our stance on Stassi and Kristen's firing (again). They talk about how quarantining and social distancing has positively affected them, and how coincidences like a neighbor's leafblower timing are all part of the great Unknown we have all had to face.

With the ongoing discussion worldwide about reforming the police system after George Floyd's murder by Derek Chauvin and three other officers only just yesterday charged with a crime, we felt compelled to in part discuss our feelings and how you can help. We also cover Reunion Part 1, and what a doozy it was.

In this week's episode, the girls discuss the Secrets Revealed episode and which moments they thought should have been a storyline for the main season. We touch on seeing the softer side of Jax, Scheana and Stassi being everything we wanted, and take a more somber moment to recognize and important issue in today's society.

It's the Pump Rules finale and the girls discuss who left with a bang and who left with a fizzle. Find out who we crown MVP of the finale, who we think won the showdown at Tom Tom and how we felt about the suspenseful ending.

The girls tackle what they feel about the allegations made on the podcast episode heard round the world regarding Scheana and purposely unflattering edits. We also discuss Dayna, and whether Brett bowing out was looking out for Max or just being a f*ckboy.

It's that time of year again: reunion time! This time with the COVID-19 virus precautions the reunion looks are style-it-yourself and the girls definitely have their favorites (and least favorites.) They also talk about Scheana's video, Brett's accusations, and more.

What more is there to say, it's an all out war between the Witches of Weho. The girls are still on opposite ends of the battlefield but they also talk Scheana taking control of her narrative on the show, and can't help but return to their apparently new favorite topic: the rim job.

The girls explore the ins and outs of how a rim job can be a sure-fire deal breaker, or simply another course on the menu. They discuss Scheana's edit, and how one of the girls feels like Brett is "always at a ten."

As the drama gets more intense between the Witches of Weho, one of them picks a side with some uncomfortable opinions even while still hoping the OG trio will come to their senses. Even more surprising are the sides picked in the Lala Raquel and James drama, and the girls are sticking to it... for now.