Minion Death Cult

TODAY: We cover the Biden Administration’s flailing response to the ICC issuing arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu And we explore the unhinged Israeli/Zionist backlash against Norway, Ireland, and Spain for recognizing Palestinian statehood. We also have immediately withdrawn all MDC embassy workers from these countries. FINALLY: The WOKE pope names a new saint and he’s… a what??? (Millennial)  Do you pray to him by crossing yourself with the Konami code or what?? Hello?? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: Mark Wahlberg and Clint Eastwood decide to form their own NON-WOKE Hollywood… according to viral misinformation campaigns on Facebook.  A local news channel covers this trend of putting “satirical” red meat in front of right-wing audiences to get clicks, and conservatives attack the news outlet for shaming “free-thinkers.” PLUS: NFL kicker Harrison Butler gives an Andrew Tate-style commencement speech about how society is making men gay and how most of the graduating women are “probably” fantasizing about being housewives and mothers. (100% fact-checked by Patriots) FINALLY: Racists freak out about a (historically accurate) black samurai in the new Assassin’s Creed video game. Is this the historical realism we’ve come to expect from a game about teleporting into your ancestor’s brains to get a magical staff from Pythagoras?? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY we’re talking about the killing of Robert Fortson, a Black US Airman, inside his own home while armed with a legal handgun. We watch the right’s unified front against BLM splinter as body cam footage shows Mr. Fortson pointing the gun down when he is shot. ALSO: Two Biden staffers resign amid his support for Israel’s war on Gaza, and we go to the Washington Post comment section to see what the world’s smuggest liberals have to say about it. FINALLY: It’s the incredible story of a Zionist college crusader who was forced into the pungent embrace of cheese addiction by campus Palestine groups. Oh, Brie-have! (Austin Powers) Home Front- Overtime Tzompantli- Tlayohualli Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: Alex encounters two separate MDC style coworkers in his UPS facebook groups using dead coworkers to promote their awful, reactionary politics. Let’s see how this one plays out PLUS: Terrace K Williams has $25k stolen from him (?) but won’t stoop to naming the guy who did it (??). We investigate. FINALLY: We look at the objects of two bizarre instances of nostalgic fascism: Sixpence None The Richer’s “Kiss Me,” and Alien Ant Farm’s cover of “Smooth Criminal.” Strong Men (Dawson) create good times (Dawson’s Creek). Niko B - it's not litter if you bin it Jack Johnson- Flake Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: We catch up with Kristi Noem and her curious attempt to dog-kill her way into Trump’s VP slot.  We look at the bizarre new biography in which she brags about killing a hunting-dog-in-training and falsely claims to have stared down Kim Jung Un. Then we look at the people who still want her as VP. ALSO: The woke are SILENCING boys by changing the name of Boy Scouts of America to “Scouting America.” PRAGER U NEEDS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS TO PROTECT BOYS. We look at the reaction to the (old) news of co-ed and female scout troops, and learn about gender science from Prager U commentators. We mostly just can’t believe how miserable these people sound. Eric Indigo- Decorated Vet Four Tet- Skater Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

Today we find out what it’s like to be Tom MacDonald as lesser (zionist) rappers try to come for the crown. We listen to the new Macklemore track, celebrate how direct and effective it is with its radical messaging but lament the fact that more mainstream artists aren’t doing this. The backlash to Macklemore’s pro-palestine, anti-zionist, anti-police, and pro-student protestors song “Hind’s Hall” takes us everywhere, from boomer Facebook to liberal Huffington Post, to zionist novelty rappers bringing portable speakers into campus protests to spit rhymes about how their families died in the ovens. Bars! Big Black - Shotgun RIP Steve Albini Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

Today we’re covering the pro-Palestine campus protests again, asking hard-hitting questions like “How would you feel if the protestors supported bad things instead?” We’re also shaming the cowardly universities who agreed to negotiate with student protestors, while the most charismatic Israelis available demand the US defund these public schools as a show of solidarity with the ethnostate. We also report on “a black man who was assaulted because the protestors thought he was jewish.” We watch his fox news appearance, his insanely annoying tik tok of the supposed incident, and determine if his story checks out (lol)   Kendrick Lamar- Not Like Us Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

Today University California Irvine Professor Kevan Aguilar joins the show to discuss Gaza solidarity encampments on his campus and others across the country. We discuss the violence leveled against these students and faculty members by police, deputized frat boys, and the universities themselves. Alexander describes his visit to the University of Washington encampment and we look at the historical solidarity between Palestinians and the black radical community in America. follow and support UCI encampment on instagram: @ ucidivest @ sjp.uci @ rankandfile @ fjp     Restrained- Intifada Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult     

Today we discuss the Fallout around the Fallout TV show with returning guests Audrey and Donovan from Radio Free Tote Bag.  We relay the messages hidden in the show as deciphered by the right wing, and try to determine if POC actors in PMC roles is woke or not ALSO: we uncover the sick government plot to make sure your bedroom has a window you can escape through in a fire. Will the elites ever stop trying to force their bourgeois tastes on us? Listen to Radio Free Tote Bag: https://radiofreetotebag.castos.com/ Fred Again- LEAVEMEALONE Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

TODAY: AP Andy (https://twitter.com/baseprole (https://twitter.com/baseprole)) helps us investigate just what the heck is going on in conservative guys’s heads when they talk about music, first by reviewing shocking basement footage of Bill Maher in a Hawaiian shirt condemning punk music (except for Green Day) And then we catch up with the Daily Wire and their condemnation of both Metal and all Rock n Roll music made after 1958 Does “percussive” music arouse the baser instincts to an irresponsible degree? Does Punk make the blues look like a cross between McCartney and Beethoven? Will the metalhead community ever feel safe in this country? Buy Andy’s book on Posadism: https://redemmas.org/titles/34691-i-want-to-believe-posadism-and-leftwing-ufology/ (https://redemmas.org/titles/34691-i-want-to-believe-posadism-and-leftwing-ufology/)   And listen to the Antifada:  patreon.com/theantifada (http://patreon.com/theantifada) Leeway- Enforcer (RIP Eddie Leeway) 

The Civil War reviews are in! While the newsmedia argues about whether the left or the right liked the movie more, Daily Mail readers are airing their own grievances, namely that the Civil War is unfortunately not real and they don’t get to stack libs like firewood. Plus, a new sensation is sweeping the nation: Gay Tupac. Did Tupac reverse Buck-Break the black community into doing gang violence by posing as a Thug? We explore the issue.  Also: Tony’s grandma’s vendetta against Carl’s Jr. and Alex gets owned by a judge during a mitigation hearing Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

TODAY: We review Alex Garland’s Civil War (good) and explain why the haters were wrong (bad) We begin the episode with a trailer round-up of all the slop that’s fit to slurp: Bad Boys …4? Joey Pants is in Trouble! A British Inglorious Basterds? Sexy Twin Twisters?? Movies are BACK Then we explore the A24 pump-fake from Garland whose Civil War uses modern memes to make a movie about violence, power, wartime photography, extreme trauma, ladies rocking, etc. When it’s our turn, will you shoot it? Sturgill Simpson- Breakers Roar  Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

TODAY: We discuss the recent Simpsons episode, “Night of the Living Wage,” in which the class warfare is laid on thick and a billionaire gets crushed by a non-union bulldozer operator. The show hits on numerous miserable realities for modern workers as Marge is forced to get a job at a ghost kitchen, enduring myriad dystopian Silicon-Valley abuses and finally joining with her coworkers to form a union. Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

Strap in folks, it’s a Total Eclipse of the Thought as we dive into our favorite astronomical conspiracy theories surrounding today’s so-called “Solar Eclipse”: Why is NASA doing cool stuff and why does it sound like they’re writing a nasty doom metal album? Please ask God to stop screaming numbers into my ear I’m right here The real conspiracy is that there’s no conspiracy but they are going to steal your stuff when you look at the eclipse. Did you know that the Eclipse’s path of totality is crossing the Bible Belt and passing through 43 towns named Bethlehem? Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Feeble Little Horse- Chores 

TODAY: We dive into Gen Z conservative’s attack on birth control and how they’re using the very real side effects of hormonal birth control to push an anti-contraception political project.   We look at the young right-wing women spearheading this push as they navigate (with frustration) the unfortunate optics of their party’s larger war on reproductive health.   Finally, we visit Evie Magazine, the right wing young women’s magazine serving as a Birth Control Injury blotter and informing women that they could be dating a lumber jack if they would only stop taking the pill.   ——————————————————————   Reproductive health and birth control information recommended in this episode:   Dr. Fran - http://pagingdrfran.com   Jennifer Gunter - Author of The Menopause Manifesto and The Vagina Bible   Kate Clancy - Author of PERIOD: The Real Storyy of Menstruation   https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/birth-control-cleanse   https://opill.com/?gad_source=1   https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/

“In an alternate universe, successful African-Americans live in gated communities, while impoverished Caucasians populate crime-ridden inner-city ghettos. When African-American mogul Thaddeus Thomas (Harry Belafonte) wrongly accuses Caucasian Louis Pinnock (John Travolta) of being a Peeping Tom, Pinnock loses his job and watches as his family falls apart. In a desperate attempt to repair his life, Pinnock takes Thomas hostage and demands reinstatement at the factory where he once worked.” Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

Today we take a hard look at the worst words in the conservative lexicon: Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Is the conservative backlash to milquetoast corporate guidelines key to understanding modern right wing ideology?  We discuss DEI as the right’s current scapegoat for the failures of capitalism and observe their ineptness at obscuring the racism at the center of it.  Riding the anti-DEI wave we wash up on the right-wing “conditional hypotheticals” meme which holds that Elon Musk did not get owned by Don Lemon, and we see a televised half-time “spelling bee” that the Noticers are sure is rigged. The question is how… Joni Haastrap- Greetings Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

TODAY: Minority landlords are WAKING UP to Communist NY Democrats’ fair housing initiatives, and we applaud their noble fight to kick you out of your home without giving reason.   ALSO: The Seattle City Council takes a look at its addiction, homelessness, and housing affordability issues and… proposes giving cops free housing. How do we expect them to do their jobs well if they don’t have a safe, stable $1.5m home? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

TODAY: Trader Joe’s widens its attack on organizing workers to include the NLRB itself, arguing in tandem with Amazon and SpaceX that the employee-protection agency is unconstitutional. We discuss how this anti-worker move flies in the face of their ostensibly liberal brand and grapple with some of the most unhinged anti-union ideas we’ve ever seen in the Fox Business comment section. ALSO: Meet the world’s youngest landlord, an 8 year old girl who says positively-geared rental properties are the bee’s knees! Shirts and stickers: http://thatawfulsound.com/miniondeathcult Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: Kate Middleton is dead. Long live Kate Middleton.    ALSO: Proud Worker Ben Shapiro explains why the retirement age is “insane” and how everyone should work until they die.     We go through his bizarre arguments against social security payments and imagine what adding millions of senior citizens to the labor pool will do for wages, let alone quality of life   FINALLY: SXSW hears and sees your criticisms of the US Military but will continue working with them to raise the next generation of kill-bots. BossMan Dlow- Mr. Pot Scapper Milk Music- Cruising with God Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult