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Priest manages to keep his job after saying Jesus died with an erection, The most offensive word in the English language is...(and it was originally a COMPLIMENT), Several spectators are injured after lobster-themed Monster truck CRUSHSTATION takes out power line during hump

Tourists across the world descended on Scotland for the biggest ever search for Loch Ness Monster, Amazon driver reportedly leaves package at smoking garage and does not call 911, Woman who did not know she was pregnant gives birth at Golden Corral

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British thief stole 17 tubes of Pringles and told police "once you pop, you can't stop', Bradenton man cited for landing siteseeing helicopter on birds nesting site in Egmont Key, Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless was bitten by a bat during show

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Man gets wasted at bowling alley then drunkely wanders over to airport for a bigger audience of his public intoxication, Funeral home worker went back to a home where he had retrieved a deceased man earlier and proceeded to steal his life-size sex doll, Houston teacher accused of making 'butt naked' videos in classroom

Russian grocery store offered a big payout if anyone got food poisoning and now we have customers licking eggs in hopes of getting sick, Woman has a disorder that causes her to shop when she is asleep, Are you ready for chewy Tic Tacs? Michael McDonald tells of failed attempt to become a drug dealer with Walter Becker when he was in Steely Dan

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Titusville and Christmas post offices temporarily shut down due to mercury incident, Lenny Kravitz reveals he has been celibate for the last nine years, Tennessee woman is super passionate about dealing with cicada invasion, Man arrested after robbing a Waffle House then trying to hide in the ceiling at a Red Roof Inn

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

'Doodie Calls' is a Florida portable toilet company that just filed a lawsuit against a big customer for unpaid services, South Korea has accused North Korea of sending 'poop balloons' into the region, Have you ever experienced a 'ghost poop'? This is supposedly a good thing

Northwestern University researchers found that men who have kids are more likely to have heart issues, Meanwhile, in another study, looks like half of Gen Z'ers are living a "double life" with online and offline personas, Colorado police officer finds live rattlesnake in car during drug bust

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Update: That giant screen erected in Japan to block tourists from taking photos of Mount Fuji now has several holes in it, We've got a guy on fire inside of Publix in Plant City and a lot of questions that need to be answered, Man with suspended license videos into court appearance...while driving

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

20-yr-old Florida Woman who was caught having sex on public pier jumps into water to escape cops, It happened again: We've got someone who was 'ingested' by a jet engine, 'Mormon Cricket Sludge' causing car crashes in Nevada

A third of Americans think doing the dishes should count as exercise, A year after fatal sub implosion, billionaire plans another trip to Titanic, Man convicted of Chicago murder based on blind witness's testimony sues city

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Pennsylvania man arrested for drunk driving-instruction, Virgin flight had to turn around and land after male passenger became nude and ran through the cabin, Not to be outdone, we've got a naked guy on top of a 'Transformers' statue in downtown Albuquerque

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game