I Can't Believe I'm A Loser

Twelve Years A Slave, kinda. More getting to know you stuff.  Subliminal Seduction.

The Counselor

This week we discuss GRAVITY.  www.facebook.com/powerfultalking

Hey what's up?  I am starting a new podcast, here's the first episode.

Oh sup? I thought this posted a long time ago, but it doesn't look like it was available in iTunes.  I am not sure what's going on with our feed.

This week the boys discuss the finer points of Superman VS. the finer points of Thor's origin story, and then they put a pin in the discussions before they explode.  Daniel claims he answers his phone, and Paul tells us how he left his basement apartment and somehow ended up with THREE apartments in Seattle he does not have to pay for!! FOR REAL!! Give us your rolodex, we need to increase our NETWORK. Intro: Future Islands, "In the Fall" Outro: Future Islands, "Grease"

This week, our protagonists sound off on where our world is headed.  Paul says, "to heck in a handbasket!" while Daniel takes the position that we are staring down the barrel of a "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks," situation. The argument gets so heated, the boys have no choice but play Strip-Argument where one item of clothing comes off each time someone "gets defensive." Plus, in-school suspensions VS. the quiet game, and a few surprises.  Take heed, share with friends.

Daniel was supposed to do this Intro: Milk Music, "Cruising with God" Outro: David Bowie, "Ashes to Ashes

This week we interview Bubba Sparxxx for the entire hour.  We learn where he has been hiding since he released his hit sophomore record, "Deliverance".  Paul hits close to home when he asks Bubba about being raised by parents who never got divorced.  Daniel attempts to lighten things up by steering the conversation towards  Bubba's fascination with Hollywood.  You'll never guess which starlet he has eyes for! Please Listen Responsiby. Intro: Grave Babies, "Over and Under Ground" Outro: Future Islands, "Cotton Flower"

This week we tell you what we want on our tombstones. Yes, it's CHEESE AND PEPPERONI.  Also, Daniel claims to live an irony-free life (or whatever), Paul tells you what he imagines his prison wedding will look like, and we tell you to watch out for GUNS printed on 3-D printers.  It's a laugh riot (or whatever). Please listen and share. Intro - A$AP Rocky, "Fashion Killer".  Outro - King Krule, "Portrait in Black and Blue".

This week we spoil "SPRING BREAKERS" for anyone who hasn't already seen it.  Seriously, we SPOIL it.  Paul attends a rally for confused youth, and he vows never to be confused again.  Also, TWEET OR NO TWEET, we list our cravings in numerical and alphabetical order, and we call upon our TOTEMS to give us strength.  Intro: Iceage, "You're Nothing", Outro: Iceage, "Morals" 

This week we look at things from every conceivable angle.  There's two sides to every coin, OR ARE THERE THREE???  It turns out there's actually only one side to every coin, and we discuss this side at length.  Also: we play a little game of TRUTH or Tweet and we try to decide if we are all part of the same organism.  Listen up! Intro: Bed Wettin' Bad Boys, "Call" Outro: Bed Wettin' Bad Boys, "Devotion".

Danny was supposed to write this. Intro: California X "Pond Rot" Outro: California X "Lemmy's World"

This week we get back to our roots.  Just the barebones sounds of our human voices.  Paul has a concussion.  Daniel gets called out for being an egotistical dick.  We play a game of TRUTH, and also a (new) game of "Real Tweet or Paul's Deceipt".  It gets heated, our pants are pleated. Divest yourselves and listen in. Intro: Pissed Jeans "Bathroom Laughter" Outro: Pissed Jeans "Cafeteria Food".

This week we took plan b figure out all the answers to tetris.  The game. Along for the ride is Darin Shuler.  His art is amazing, check it out at www.darinshuler.com

Well, the cat is out of the bag.  Daniel is moving away, Paul is moving on with his life.  As a gift to you faithful listeners, we'll raw dog it a few more times.  This week we get into some heady stuff: Paul's divorce, Daniel's balls, thoughts on how to change our lives for the better and of course: all the sexual experiences that Daniel can't remember.  We're voting third party.

Sometimes things get heavy.

This week we learn the definition of scrotum, and we both have heart attacks on air and die. FOR YOU.  We do it all for you. It's always been you. It's not you it's us.  We also claim to be experts about pretty much everything EXCEPT LOVE.  However, we have both felt love, and it made us uncomfortable.  No biggie.  

Now is the spring of our disco-tent.  This time we invite Aaron Schroeder into the pain arena and we HIT HIM WITH HARD QUESTIONS.  He tells us about Willie Nelson's TOUR BUS; Tyler, TX's strict PAINTBALL LAWS, what it's like to FRENCH KISS, and Paul cleanses our palate with a tale of REDEMPTION and listening to CHUMBAWUMBA.  

This week we ruminate on our own show.  Paul makes a montage of some of your favorite ICBIAL moments set to soothing ukulele music, and it brings up some deep emotions.  We also get back to arguing about mundane life events (four way stops), and Daniel confesses a new pastime that Paul does not understand.  Watch us RISE and FALL, simultaneously.