Kristen Teaches Topher Sports

This week Kristen and Topher don't understand drugs, some cheerleaders get sassy in their practice teams and we all work out to eat more Oreos.       TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Started running again.  Trying to start small. K: Week two of my fitness kick. STILL WORKING OUT. Weekly Sports Recap - Wes Welker suspended for popping molly (the drug, not some girl), Michael Sam given a chance with the Dallas Cowboys, AP Polls released after the first weekend of NCAA football Topher’s Tips - Don’t be the last guy in the room. Topher’s Lingo Assist - “practice squad” Justin or Jerk - Justin Bieber got arrested in Canada after crashing his ATV into a minivan driven by paparazzi and now

This week Kristen works out FOUR DAYS IN A ROW, Justin Beiber assults someone and Swaggy P is a not a real name.           8/26/14 Show - EPISODE TWENTY TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Shot a sketch with confectioners sugar in my hair. K: back at work! Oh, and on a workout kick. Any tips? Weekly Sports Recap - COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICKOFF! Let’s discuss this week’s matchups, shall we? Plus, Michael Sam sacked Johnny Manziel and the internet exploded. Topher’s Lingo Assist - “Sarkisian” Justin or Jerk - Justin Bieber is under investigation for attempted robbery -- for lunging at a fan at an arcade and sports bar, attempting to get the guy's cell phone.  Justin and Selena Gomez were a

This week, Kristen talks a lot about Power Rangers, Topher gets glasses and all of this was brought to you by the letter N.     TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Just posted the monologue from our thid show on YouTube:  http://youtu.be/B01mZnqH3OI K: I’ve been on vacation...for the last 3 weeks. Don’t hate me. Weekly Sports Recap - Johnny Manziel flips the bird to the Redskins, Coach Marrone halts Bills’ practice due to fighting, FSU and ‘Bama top preseason polls Topher’s Tips: Don’t get transition glasses. Topher’s Lingo Assist - “power rankings” Better or Worse? ALS Ice Bucket Winner of the Week - LeBron James or Roger Goodell? Sports Drama  - Muhammad Ali’s Grandson and Snoop

This week, Topher gets an elderly woman fired from Sears, Kristen makes up the phrase, “Owner Emeritus,” and then tries to explain how in the world she could still like Justin Beiber.     TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Screwed Up Trip to Brazil K: Vacation - DECIDED! Weekly Sports Recap - Ray Rice suspended 2 NFL games for alleged domestic abuse incident; Stephen A. Smith suspended for a week from ESPN after his comments regarding the situation. Topher’s Tips: Destroy The Elderly Woman’s Email Topher’s Lingo Assist - “Owner Emeritus” NEW SEGMENT! Better or Worse? “So Yesterday” Star of the Week - Hilary Duff and estranged husband Mike Comrie (formerly of the NHL) were spotted dining

This week, our guest Gabe, argues for soccer, Jacoby Jones is in drag, and Kristen needs you to tell her where to go for vacation.         TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Today is Batman Day, so I’m leaving right after this to a Barnes and Noble. K: NBA Summer League in Vegas, VACATION COMING UP! Where to?! Weekly Sports Recap - NBA Summer League, Pat Bowlen steps down, 40(ish) DAYS ‘TIL COLLEGE FOOTBALL! Samantha and Christian Ponder have a baby Bowden. Topher’s Tips: Make love not war… and by that I mean clean your dishes faster in the summer or you’ll get gnats. Topher’s Lingo Assist - Training Camp Gabe Stoutmire Catches up up on FIFA - FOR REAL THIS TIME Ladies’ Man of the Week -

This week Kristen starves herself, the news gets smutty, and the show gets stood up for a soccer date.  Ouch.       TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Put out a few sketch videos, my sister, brother-in-law and my nephew came in town. K: Weekly Sports Recap - Topher’s Tips: Juicing at 6am while a baby is sleeping is GUARANTEED to wake the baby. Topher’s Lingo Assist - Gabe Stoutmire Catches up up on FIFA ? of the Week - Sports Drama  - If you've got a spare $3.5 million laying around ... you gotta buy ladainian tomlinson's mansion ... it's for sale -- and it's unbelievable. The 13-acre property sits on two lots in an ultra-private community just outside of San Diego ... compl

This week, Kristen eats REAL food instead of just pizza, Topher knows more about FIFA than Kristen and Kristen uses the words "Biebin’ Baller."        TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Had our first show.  Ran the Gladiator Rock’N’Run. K: NBA Finals! San Antonio, then Miami, then home. Weekly Sports Recap - Spurs become NBA Champions, World Cup! (Anyone want to teach us both about soccer?) Topher’s Tips: When running in a gladiator run, TRAIN.   Topher’s Lingo Assist - FIFA Question Biebin’ Baller of the Week - Justin Bieber ballin’ in Topher’s neighborhood! Sports Drama  - The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has announced it will be CANCELLING six federal trademark registrations

This week Kristen becomes a psychiatrist, Topher tries to remember who the Spurs are, and squirt bottles become a weapon.         TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in the land of peaches, Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Shot a few sketches for the new show, I may FINALLY see Spider Man 2 this weekend. K: Learns to surf…  In Los Angeles. Ha! (And in actual news, I ate 4 Papa John’s pizzas this week. No exaggeration. I watch a lot of basketball.) Weekly Sports Recap - the Los Angeles Clippers to potentially be sold; bids were taken today. Donald Sterling still fighting! Tiger Woods is out of the US Open. Oh, and Aaron Hernandez pleads “not guilty” to killing a bunch of people! Topher’s Tips: Don’t let anyone tell you who you are

This week Donald Sterling apologizes then gets super racist, Topher quizzes Kristen again, and then Kristen makes up some story about a horse race.           TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  I just finished my two week notice on my weekend job. So now Monday mornings won’t be a nightmare. K: Kristen decides to move to LA immediately. But also, work life is personal life during the NBA playoffs. Work, sleep, watch basketball, repeat. I don’t even have time to keep up with the Kardashians anymore. Weekly Sports Recap -. NBA Playoffs, Rookie Minicamp, Triple Crown Kristen plays: Figure Out the Punch Line! Sports Drama  - Quotes from Donald Sterling’s Interview with Anderson Cooper: -“Wh

This week Kristen and Topher declare their love for Justin Timberlake, Kristen teaches Topher about going number two intentionally, and an American wins the Boston Marathon.         Show Script:       TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in rainy Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T: Chose the show line up for my new show in LA. K: Working non-stop as the playoffs tip off, also met Justin Timberlake Weekly Sports Recap -. NBA playoffs, Coach of the Year, Boston Marathon Topher’s Man Tips: If you’re a runner, don’t bring too many gadgets. At a certain point, it starts to look like you’re gearing up for battle. All you really need is shoes… and maybe shorts. Topher’s Lingo Assist - “flagrant foul” The Nerd Quiz Shoulda-woulda-coulda

This week Topher runs tech for a show where Blake Griffin reads the script of Space Jam, Kristen meets Snoop Dog and doesn't run, and we discover who the perfect man and woman are.     TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and it’s still cold here! in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives Last podcast was Feb 8th Gladiator RockNRun - Talk About Autism - TopherHarless.com All-Star Weekend - hanging with Snoop, unafraid Weekly Sports Recap - NBA Playoffs tip off next week, NCAA athletes can receive unlimited meals and snacks now, Bubba Watson wins The Masters (and went to Waffle House and ordered a grilled cheese and hash browns afterward). Topher’s Man Tips:  It’s fine to shave, but remember after your shave. Otherwise vinegar will get on you

This week, Thiago Silva pulls a gun on his wife, Manny Pacquiáo eats a baby duck and Kristen gets caught in a snow storm.

It's the battle of the century.  Justin Beiber was caught drag racing while high as a kite and Kristen has no defence.  Justin is definitely an awful person.  Also, Topher is in Alabama and they are ALMOST on the same time zone.  

It's been a month, but we're back!  In this episode, Kristen and Topher weep over the Iron Bowl, Super Man is discussed in great detail and we find out about a great potential new coach.

This week, Topher makes a plea to people living near Nick Saban's wife, Kristen explains fantasy football, and Justin Beiber is a man whore.

This week, Topher can't convince Kristen that Justin Beiber isn't an awful person, Cristiano Ronaldo is happy that little boys are are sending him underwear photos, and the Giants actually won a game!

So, apparantly, Jason Collins has joined "Team Twerk," Kristen decides to talk about death to start out the show, and Topher is confused about how green shoes illustrate mental illness.

The USC Coach isn't allowed on the bus, Michael Jordan says he can beat LeBron James, and Topher doesn't understand penalties.  What a week...

Will Nick Saban leave Alabama?  If so, Topher may quit life.

Kristen tries to explain what a targeting penality is while Topher laughs at the name Ha Ha Clinton-Dix.