Unnatural 20's

In preparation of Book's maternity leave, this week's DM, Cassie, has rented out a science machine that will allow U20's to build the perfect replacement host! So put on your safety goggles and join the party as we launch off a half-pipe, die for the pod out of obligation, once again dunk on Books for her running, bring too much boy to the park, chase all the boys that came to the yard, sign our life away, plan for a future lawsuit, go to the video store to find our perfect match, take advantage of the chance to upgrade a host, go all the way to the top to try to stop Twilight, bring on Flabio, get haunted by youthful yet wrinkly eyes, disagree on the hotness level, find out who the father really is, throw the Bible back at assholes, send kids on a saber search, crush some Jedi dreams, bury the unwanted, get another stab in, do business with the enemy, bring on Jenny from the block for a musical episode, bring some intelligence to the pod, drop a pic in the wrong chat, give that 2nd place face, pitch Geena th