Unnatural 20's

Our DM is entering a new chapter of life that she feels wholly unprepared for and instead of turning to self-help books written by experts, she has reached out to her two idiot friends for advice! So grab a parenting book and immediatly throw it in the trash and join the party as we breathe intensly, crave that deliscous dog, get the baby good at drugs, pass on the sacred technique of the ear-destroying screech, make Katelynn our test baby, give the dog a matchstick, eat ass, pass on all child prep responsibolties onto the family, hear an AIs impression of Austin Powers, look past the overalls and figure out who Mario really is, crush turts all day, take a ride Captain Dreamboat, donate a kidney and get grounded, get tied up with baloon animals, try to figure out what a science goddess is, hear complaints from the Disney PR team, give the baby a hammer, pass on our kids to the coyotes and Hooked on Phonics, go from feral to bearal with Geral, learn about little poporn dick, learn all parenting from the Who's