Cornerstone Community Church, San Jose Ca

Erma Bombeck once wrote, "There's nothing sadder in the world than to wake up on Christmas morning and not be a child." In many ways I would have to agree with her; I know that Christmas was my favorite time of the year. But even as a little guy I had lots of questions about the whole thing, especially about Santa Claus. That Tim Allen movie from a few years ago cleared up a few of my questions, like how does Santa deliver presents to a home that doesn't have a chimney? You'll have to rent or stream that movie to find out the answer. By the way, what do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. Do you know why Santa's little helpers sometimes feel depressed? Because they have low elf esteem. And even if you are more Grinch when it comes to Christmas, or to life in general, then you'll appreciate this quote by Victor Borge about Santa Claus: "Santa Claus has the right idea -- visit people once a year."