Dull Crayons

***Emergency Declaration is now in effect*** Yes, this is it; this is what we have been building and working towards for months; it’s al coming to fruition now. You will now experience, over the course of the next two hours, the abject horror that is the student loan debt crisis. From its humble beginnings in the 80’s and 90’s, to its growth spurt during the Great Recession, to its civilization ending proportions today, this is the full and unabridged story. In addition to explaining the problem in depth, Gabriel and David discuss the villains behind the problem, the criminal negligence on the part of the federal government, and the lying liars that propagate the myth that the crisis is itself a myth. We also address the final, and completely necessary, solution to the crisis: forgiveness.