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I have two words for you: Kent.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

Luna gets an upgraded title! The cover art gets a bit of an overhaul. And we jump into the matrix, guns a-blazing.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

What's the difference between Ohio and Oahu? This episode doesn't take place in Ohio. Yay! This one has language, and language barriers, and barriers, and intruders over those barriers. And it gets shootey. And in the happy ending, men are from Venus, and women are from Mars.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

To ensure that we had some time with family this Holiday week, and to surprise you with a gift, we made this special Christmas edition of the normally-exclusive 911 Calls PLUS+ that we are sharing with everyone. We didn't go lightly ... no, we tromped right through tropes, stomped on standards, and uncut as much as was uncuttable ... oof ... maybe we should have cut more. We hope you enjoy this episode full of "cheer" ... and a good helping of "yikes."Hugs. ❤️+Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

In the episode, it's like my grandma never said, "when you love someone, set them free ... from this life." And we ham it up in the happy ending.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

What's with Ohio? We discuss a giant family affair. And pranks can leave you out on the streets sometimes.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

The Operator tests Luna's savant-like NFL knowledge skillz. Things get shootey. And then things get gamey.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

What happens when a band bands together to drum up a promotion? And the happy ending will choke you up.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

In the episode, we hear a call from a nursing home that'll age you 20 years just by listening. And somebody else has gotta pee. It's a barrel of fun on this one.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

This is a special 1-part, 2-part episode which was going to be a 1-part episode, that then became a 2-part episode, that then became a 2-HOUR AND 40 MINUTE 1-part episode again... because ... 11:59 Media. heh heh We cover two cases from different sides of the pond - one in Texas, and one in the UK. It's an earful for your earballs.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

Friggin' Jocelyn... that's what you'll be saying after this friggin' episode. In the Happy Ending, we find out how many times you should call 911 for it to be considered "adorable."Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

This is a special glimpse into the extended versions that we produce for every episode. Typically, the UNCUT versions add an hour or more to each episode. Check out what we offer, exclusive for our supporters, at 11:59 PLUS.The "Cut" version starts at 55 minutes 40 seconds.We talk about the nature of nature, bands, and what Jack's neighbors are up to. And on the episode, we find out that the possibilities are limitless when two friends put their heads together, with a gun. And we find out what happens when you're number two on the police priority list.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

From the mouths of babes, and sometimes from the 911 calls of babes, we adults stand up to pay attention. Sometimes in-time, and sometimes... not at all. And we met a baby Karen.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

We head back to Florida for this one - so you KNOW that it's gonna be a weird ride. Plus, we learn how big a spider can be.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

It's like my Grandma never said, "Strike while the iron is hot, and if you see a twitch... strike 'em again." Today, we cover a kid that struck over 60 times. Did he get it in the end? That's gross... but you'll have to listen to find out.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

Lester got pestered and put 'er to rest. And some people are just above the law, or so they think...Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

In this episode, we cover some frank family values, and what not to bring into the pool.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

Emotions are on fire in this episode. There are so many fiery moments. Is there an actual fire? Well, you know what my Grandma never said: "When there's smoke, somebody's getting fired ... from the Dress Barn."Hugs. ❤️ Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

When "exactly" are we dead once we've died? Hmm. And how long can you stay in a hot tub before you turn to stew? Hmmmmmm, these and more questions are answered, free of any scientific research, on this episode of the UNCUT episode that we have left uncut.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com

When you care enough to send the very best ... bullets ... through your husband. Plus, how many things can a dispatcher do at once? Find out in the happy ending.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit https://1159plus.com