Johnny Has The Keys

Listen, as Johnny has the Keys embarks on a journey to an unfamiliar place—one where we discover our friends may have been destined for much grander things. 

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys leaves years of reckless behavior and exploiting others behind, finally embracing our true destiny of altruism and securing world peace.

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys uses intellect and whatever household items are available to defend ourselves from a malevolent and soulless killer.   

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys leaves a desolate earth, hyper-speeding across the galaxy in pursuit of love.  

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys investigates a peculiar mortuary/mausoleum, where the halls are stalked by killer balls, robed dwarfs, and a tall man guarding the gateway to another dimension! 

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys journeys to Mars... or did we? Perhaps this episode is merely a memory implant and we never really recorded it at all!

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys plays voyeur to both a haunted house AND a zombie-infected apartment building. 

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys goes back to the future, 2018, an all too familiar world where individuals are insignificant in the corporate scheme of things. 

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys settles in by the fire, just in time for Uncle Boris to tell us a story, or two, or three...  

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys attempts to protect Earth rather than abandon her, sailing her away to another solar system for future generations. 

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys goes to 1990s Los Angeles, where dreams may come true, but earthquakes and familiar nightmares still dwell. 

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys blasts off for the moon where fascinating and frightening creatures await!

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys has a very short time to remove a curse before demons come and drag us to hell! 

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys journeys not only to a somewhat familiar alien planet but also to a lost era of filmmaking where careers were made and rules were often broken.

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys journeys back to the Spanish Civil War where ghosts seek answers to the savageness of humanity. 

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys traverses the line between catastrophic events and post-apocalypse, where there be monsters of different kinds.  

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys braves the mirror once again, mustering the courage to call forth Chicago's infamous urban legend.

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys blasts off to space only to discover that there are kids everywhere in the galaxy, annoying parents and causing trouble as usual.

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys awakens, stumbling for our crypt in seeking vengeance from those that disturbed our ancient slumber.

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys ventures into the mind of a sick and depraved serial killer, seeking that one hidden clue that will not only save the missing victim but perhaps the heroine of the story as well.