Stellar Firma

Episode 26Returns and Reassignments PLANET - CAUTION, UNATTRIBUTED ERRORMisalignment detected, unable to locate consultant/cloneContent Warning for:Comedic violencePhysical violenceEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Samantha Minnette for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Kit Matthews, Tommy Prisco, Harriet Wise, Felix VanHuss, haley macke, Cat Heg is the Best Heg, Withans, Corey Allison, Brian S. Roe, Luna, Isabelle Jackson, Laura Fernandez, Kade Kafel, Tracey Bauer, Lisa Ferreira, Matt Walton, Arin Astratic, Andrew Guthy, Daniel Gullman If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and David DevereuxMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatured SFX: from David Devereux & previ

The Magnus Archives... in SPAAAAACEStatement of T. Geistman regarding the circumstances of his assignment to, and later dismissal from, the Sales Department of Stellar Firma  Ltd.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Irene Hausler, Erin Paige, Micaela Palmeiro, Connor E. Hohner, Ace Tayloe, Julia Meyer, Brant Casavant, Taffeara, Mrs. Widgery's Lodger, Wendy Kay, Mattanja Koenz, DTBR, Daniel Simmons, Emil Johansson, pewterandjaded, Yancy Zim, Clarissa, Emily Ritchie, OpalKat29If you would like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by David DevereuxSFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.org.Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillDISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8yEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence.  S

I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided. All redactions and amendments must be submitted to the sub-committee for partial transcript redactions (disbanded). This log may not be distributed to anyone for any reason or under any circumstances. If found return to an official representative of Stellar Firma Ltd. and redact any remaining memories. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Peter Davis, Charlotte Dunn, Nicky, Jordan Bouchard, Jaz Vallin, Jess?, Dane McGuire, Jessica Deyo, Rebecca Hansen, KippIf you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by David Devereux SFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.org.Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillDISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8yEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial S

This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we sit down with Hartro Piltz (ID 63277482), a rising young executive and Line manager who could be destined for great things.We find out what makes her tick, what she attributes her success to, if she has considered betraying the board, and how she likes to let her hair down out of hours.Will she survive? It’s Unclear! But rest assured we will have the truth from her come what may.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Jennifer Payton, Camilla Sutton, Charles Craig, Igor Nikolskiy, brianna, Kara Marten, lauren coleman, Wim, Shawna Bracken, Cally Shearer, Zalia Chimera, Christopher Nies, Maxwell Skrocki, Phillip Platt, Aurora B., johnny dangerously, Athena Frade, Lais Rojas, Iris, Kim CuthbertsonIf you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by David Devereux & Alexander J NewallSFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.org.Featured music by David DevereuxJoin our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACE

Quality control and behaviour regulation assessments for the clone assistants of Design Consultant Trexel Geistman. Batch 0432, Davids 4-5.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael, Erinn Triplett, Kaii's Creations, Hayley R, TheAceAce, Fennic Anteres, Lemmke, Evan, Hal, William Brandes Stoddard, el, Aaron Everett, Andee Williams, Zach smith, Amber Armstrong, Milli Bayley, A. Hargreaves, Molly!, Cas Landman, PlotTwisted.If you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by David Devereux & Alexander J NewallSFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.org.Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillDISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8yEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-o

Quality control and behaviour regulation assessments for the clone assistants of Design Consultant Trexel Geistman. Batch 0432, Davids 1-3Thanks to this week's Patrons: Nathaniel M, El Addams, Ezra Beau, Lionel Ambrose, Taylor Levesque, Layla, fatal_drum, Alexis, NOLA Girl, kawm_, Jason Green, Xephyrix, Andrew Wilson, smiff, Bobby Brill, Gregory Craddock, Jonathan Basil, Ruth Jones, Nomen, Rhiannon HundleyIf you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by David Devereux & Alexander J NewallSFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.orgJoin our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillDISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8yEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comRusty Quill Gaming is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt

Tim and Ben are joined by Rusty Quill Gaming regulars, Alex, Helen and Lydia, for the conclusion of our a special crossover!This week Shmerr makes some observations and things get Hot as the crew tries to solve their fuel crisis.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Fast or Write, Capricious Cacti, C. X. Lu, Stick in Hand, Margaery Clare, Cora, aritchie, Brian Greenwald, Elita Grunde, majesticrhyhorn, Jon Williams, Sigma Bunny, Jack, Rainny Q, Charlotte Ballantyne, Kerry Cobey, Roseann White, Bennett Burns, Anna Veltkamp, Theora RiceIf you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by Lowri Ann Davies & Alexander J NewallSFX this week by Diboz, Zovex, KieranKeegan, InspectorJ, DrinkingWindGames, Erdie, pointparkcinema, xxqmanxx, Jace, Mikael_Sk, toiletrolltube, EpicWizard, HerbertBoland, unfa, kwahmah_02, Reitanna and previously credited artists via Freesound.orgCheck out Vast & Starlit by Epidiah Ravachol here: https://epidiah.itch.io/vast-starlitJoin our community

It's time for a special crossover! Tim and Ben join Rusty Quill Gaming regulars, Alex, Helen and Lydia, in this exciting two-part space adventure!This week we meet Deraldio Pilchards, Mr. Squeakington [her/she], Shmerr, Commander Unal Manspray & Worshiper 2X7 as they navigate the perils of deep space.Thanks to this week's Patrons:Sarah Schrader, Jeremy Wallace, Ellie M, Laurent, manywisps, Micah Epstein, Ezzoh, Anke Gladnick, Rhadja, ECD, Kelly O, Q, ivelostmyspectacles, Luna Zephyr, Pagan angel, Stormy Weather, 3 Eyed Mavens, Nadia Tudhope, E K, Vance BarnhillIf you would like to join them visit https://www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by Lowri Ann Davies & Alexander J NewallSFX this week by nathan45100, anrou, DSOADigital, Adam_N, Greencouch and previously credited artists via Freesound.orgCheck out Vast & Starlit by Epidiah Ravachol here: https://epidiah.itch.io/vast-starlitJoin our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDI

Stellar Firma - Season 1 Q&AWelcome to another bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where Tim and Ben do their best to answer all of your questions!Thanks to this week's Patrons: Bruno Falcon, Brian Taulbee, Anastasia Keelor, William Diment, Abbegail Lovette, Ariel Young, Johnathan & Gillian Kastner, Jared Clark Levixn, Jack Cato and Jellybeam, Rob Core, oli, C Jason, Grace Brant, Dylan Haring, Rory A, Nicholas Schaefer, Harry Jones, Samantha Christine, AGVZ, BearyGoosey If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallEditing: Alexander J Newall and David DevereuxMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it reallyhelps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @ther

Stellar Firma - Tim & Ben do SCIENCEWelcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where Bryn Monroe (Rusty Quill Gaming) probes the Meredith brothers to find out how much they really know about the science of Stellar Firma.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Ben Hinder, Amanda!, Roar Granevang, Julia Duffy, Lynus T, Emma Steiner, Josh, Jill Kozo, Josh, Emily Goodrich, WrongCielo, Rowen Enjolradical, Paul Gregory, Alex Self, Zaiker, Panko, Alimartins, Kat, Sabrina Howes, NeWorlDarkIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallEditing: Alexander J Newall and David DevereuxMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @t

Stellar Firma - S1 Bloopers Boo-boos and Blunders PLANET - Nailed itConsultant recommendation: Go home, you're drunk.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Shahrzad Mohammed, Marissa Mendoza, 20thcenturyvole, Neil Czebieniak, Meaghan E Carpenter, Vera Rae, Devas, 99Robocats, TheBuggiest, GothicRain, Jennifer Meyer, Kyle Presodebt of the Drop Goodwood Fan Club, Cassidy the butler, William Reeck, Camille Weeks, Amanda Bills, Mary Frederick, Anne Searle, Athena Metro, Emily Arotin Wagner.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:David 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHarry: Simon PlotkinEditing: Alexander J Newall and David DevereuxMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOO

Episode 25Trials and TerminationPLANET - JUSTICEBio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335) is put on Trial for multiple misdemeanours. Prosecution lead by Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482), Defence lead by Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884), Judge I.M.O.G.E.N Presiding. May the Board have mercy on their souls.Consultant recommendation: JUSTICEContent Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAbuse of powerAlcoholismSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: Janik Helbig, malakambla, Jennifer Hamilton, Spiderweb, Dalton Floyd, Alissa Morrow, August Johannes Rian, Meredith, Liam Heigis, Rachel, Nielle Hehe,Emma, Anna Dąbrowska, River Joo, Laura Edwards, mltraxler, Dave Jiley, Ratatozsk, Erin Daly, Indecisive Geek If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithNu

Episode 24Resets and RecriminationsPLANET - ERRORSandan Trexiko requests a planet to show up their co-worker who received a moon last quarterConsultant Recommendation; ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERRORContent Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Andrew Naught for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Delainie, Julia G White, Will Cramer, Mary Nettle, Chris Adams, Christine, Karin Kross, MarryMeLake, Kalioz, JasmineTyrrell, Saroona Jam, DennGlanzig, Professor Ampersand, Benjamin Heebsh, Vilte Baliutaviciute, Angela, Thegeekgene, Doug Standish, SajWho, Rikki TikkiIf you'd like to join them be sure

Episode 23Wrangling and WrestlingPLANET - 512913- ❈Roxanne Fuerteson requests a modern and fully equipped wrestling planet putting out 24hr non-stop wrestling entertainmentConsultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.Original Consultant Recommendation; Wrestle dictatorship. Social engineering through logistics. Wrestle mountain. More oil than necessary. Deephat based suspicion.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Leslie Gideon for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Michael Manomivibul, Marina Vermilion, Astrid Gustafsson, Greg O'Neill, Robert Crouchley, Scott Shanks, Cory Trickler, Chunktusk, Elizabeth Brooke, Katherine Waltz, Jason Scully-Clemmons, Bobbie Parker, Distant Egg Song, E. Forney, Lavonne Staley, Debra Lewis, Kellie Wills, Jesse Fyffe, JRA, Nichole ChisholmIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer

Episode 22Sports and ShapesPLANET - 512912- ✾Bellonda Ghodrak requests a planet from which they will be safe from further threats from the Space WhalesConsultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.Original Consultant Recommendation; Space whale dislikes as a defence, Sports cone, Concealed gambling, Movable foliage.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to bunnywithaswitchblade for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Jordan and Kelly Bryan, Ofek Barkol, Helen, Sheryl R. Hayes, Richard Gomersall, Emily Harford, Heather Nichols, Mary Allison, Gaia Turtle, Jo, Thomas Joseph Connolly, Benjamin Zilke, Jess, Andrew Fox, Matthew Sobiesk, Christine Abrenilla, Casey Berry, Lauren Anthony, John Archibald Getty the 4th, Nicholas ColeIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Har

Episode 21Literature and Life LessonsPLANET - 512911- ⑄Loulabella Anas-Marum requests a planet from which they can compose their romantic novels in peace away from her terrible public.Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Confusing desert planet. Nomadic writing palanquin. Underground sex bunker. Employable more-than-friends. Too much oil. Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismChild neglectSpecial thanks to Sea-Glass and Duckpond for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Cait F, Morrow Grove, Elizabeth Cornwell, Kerry Lloyd, Casey Peavler, Flighty Broad, Rebecca Coffey, Tatum B, Addy Bats, Gladys Gonzalez, Zedd Newton-Whitaker, Anna Z, Megan Griffin, Emptyface Buttercup, Kathryn Cwynar, Kylee Berry, Emily Johnson, John Cullen, Metrophor, Meghan O'Grady Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N:

Episode 20Machinations and MemoryPLANET - REVIEWCitizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).Line manager recommendation; Expectations far exceeded. Continue teamwork. Special Commendation requested for Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482).PLANET - REVIEWContent Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional AbuseGas lightingThis week's Patrons: Ashley Temple, Emilie Mont, micah (birdkaiju), Eric Carr, Michaela, Carineybean, Luke Davies, Elizabeth Krueger, Cody Jarrett, Lydia Counsell, Sharra Rosichan, TheZenScientist, Rexy Adaar, David Durand, Anne Poelman, Neil Kelly, szgrey, Ian Moran, Sean McMahon, Xander, Wizard of the Citadel Under the Hidden Rivers, etc. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jen

Episode 19Dreams and DebaucheryPLANET - 512910- ⏣Henkka requests a low gravity planet where their joints no longer hurt, must have no winter.Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Low gravity. No atmosphere. Personal permeable spacesuits. Candy dust clouds. Insulting death treadmills. Free Dentures. Hump bubble.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismLewd referencesMild body horrorSpecial thanks to Shenkkazoo for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Kathryn Mucica, Kitty Hannan, Paige Steele, Lyn Redder, Alexander C Bahr, Jean Furgerson, Sarah Becan, Kate Carter, Josh H, Neil Harvey, HPStarcraft, Bailey Andreson, Bob Wallace, Anne, Jane Belinskaya, Alexander Vane, Ben Bloomquist, Liam McLaughlin, Nathan Lake Starr, Brennade Lune If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander

Episode 18Star Theft and Star MarlinsPLANET - 512909- ⏇Orren Thruul requests a planet to host the exhibits for their latest intergalactic art show; 'Rebirth of the Star Marlin'Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.Original Consultant Recommendation; Hospital Cube. Time bomb. Coerced suns. Collapsing Moon.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismScreamingChildbirthSpecial thanks to Stefan Sipika for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Alex, Rob Young, Jen Van Meter, Jeffrey D Brainerd, Alix Antilla, Lho, Kevin Lovecraft, Margaery Clare, Andrew Hall, Porkchop Krandal, Alex Rose, Rozzlynn, Jon Lozano, Rowan MacBean, Mildred, Amelia Stevenson, Mike Weiss, Finn Garza, Tommy Parker, Cornflake of DoomIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistma

Episode 17Cardinals and Comfy ChairsPLANET - 512908- ➿Cardinal Fang requests an unexpected planet with a comfy chairConsultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.Original Consultant Recommendation; Featureless ball. Reclining Chair. Multiple cupholders.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismCardinal Fang!Special thanks to Gilligan Mungus for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sierra Tyrrel, Maltriestrei, Erin Kanani, Jonas Hallstrom, Holly, neongrey, Tessa Leake, Joey, Daniel Masterson, Kathryn Sims, Patrick Kunkel, littlebluehouse, Wendy Hewitt, chel, Jake Ellis, Hannah Capricious, Bunnywithaswitchblade, Jennifer Hartshorn, Lucifer Morningstar, Dānayuttā SuYen Tan-OkotieIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing by Al