Creating Cannon

Welcome Cannonors! The horrors of the crucible will become clear when you tune into this episode! Michael Gough, the original Alfred Pennyworth, plays the fastidious patriarch of the Eastwoods. Where the family goes from there is up the Eastwood ladies. You'll be champing at the smelted bit to know what happens next as you head down the rabbit hole that is "Crucible of Horror"! Enjoy! Email us your favorite crucible meal recipes at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hey Cannonanas! Face it, the combination of Dom Deluise, Jimmie Walker, and Deep Roy in a monkey suit all in Africa seems like it would be a recipe for hilarity! Nicholas and AJ may or may not agree with that. You'll just have to find out in this episode where we watched "Going Bananas"! No matter what you think about this movie, we hope you enjoy our episode! Email us with your favorite monkey in a movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

We've got a guest this episode! Adrienne Whitney Papp returns to help us as we dive into the complicated lives of an artist and his Mannequin lover! Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall star in this 80s icon, finding love in a very unlikely place: a department store! We just know these two kids will make it...even though one is made of wood! With an amazingly zany supporting cast, we hope you enjoy the podcast as much as we enjoyed this movie! You can find all of Adrienne Whitney Papp's info on adriennewhitneypapp.com Here's the link to that painting Adrienne mentions. It's a piece by Jean-Léon Gérôme called "Pygmalion and Galatea": https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/436483 Email us with your favorite inanimate crush item at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hey Cannonanics! This episode we've got some girls who are willing to do anything...to save the local gas station! They'll stick it in, pump it and wipe it down when it's all over...we're talking about your car. Were you thinking something else? That's disgusting! These girls are just using what their mamas gave them to run a small business. And we're talking about their brains, obviously. And their sex appeal. You caught us. Enjoy our episode on "Gas Pump Girls"! Email us with your favorite brand of gas at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Greetings Cannonauts, from beyond the stars! It's always so difficult to fit in when you're a teenager. Which dance do you do at a wedding? How do you lose your virginity? What tactic do you use to fend off an alien cult? You'll learn this and more in "Doin' Time on Planet Earth"! That not enough for you? Did we mention about the off-key singing? Check out our episode but not before you check out this bonkers movie! Enjoy! Email us with your own UFO stories at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hey there Cannon-gelenos! Paul Kersey is at it again! After a "string of bad luck" in the City of Angels, Charles Bronson's character is thrust back into his vigilante ways! Will he come out of it alive? Pay no attention to the 3 sequels behind the curtain! Suspend your disbelief and let that suspense thrill you in Death Wish II! Email us with your best directions from Mulholland to the PCH at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Yo Cannonishes! Time was when a man would protect his family from the wild frontier with a pistol on his hip. But what happens when Paul Kersey, played by Charles Bronson, can't keep his family safe? Well shucks, anyone who crosses him obviously has a Death Wish! Which is why the movie is called that! Enjoy! Email us with any wishes, Death or otherwise at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!  

Listen up, Canninmates!  We’re not messing around here! Fall in line and there won’t be any trouble in this women’s prison. Paul Nicholas is the Warden (director) and Shari Shattuck is our model prisoner (star of the movie). I don’t want to hear anything from your cells or we’ll have to reinstate the hotbox...and that’s not sexual! Nick and AJ will be your appeal attorneys so don’t expect an early release. They will, however, break down this episode’s movie for you: “The Naked Cage”! Now...Lights Out! Email us with any schematics of the prison, including escape routes, at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hey Cannonettes! We've got a pretty meta episode this time for you. Nick and AJ watched a movie about watching movies! This madcap night of hijinks and debauchery at the cinema culminates in an ending you wont believe: Your hosts actually caring about this insane film! The movie isn't technically Cannon but the boys will explain what "Cannon Fodder" is on the show. Get some popcorn and ride with your best guy or gal to enjoy "American Drive-In"! Email us if you've got a drive-in movie theater near you at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Greetings and salutations Cannonies! You'll discover a whole new world of Cannon when you check out this 1986 reimagining of Aladdin! It says it's a comedy so come prepared to make laughing sounds as Al Haddin of Miami joins Bud Spencer's Genie to take on beach bullies, the Mob and a rival basketball team! A heartwarming family film that absolutely no one will enjoy! But Nick and AJ sat through it to help! The only think they can't do is give you back those 90 minutes! Enjoy! Email us with your top three wishes for a genie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Are you ready to rock, Cannonites? These zombies came to chew brains and rock your socks off! And this movie is all out of brains. So sock rocking it shall be! The half-formed, vestigial twin sibling movie to "American Drive-In", "Hard Rock Zombies” definitively answers the question “What if a title became a movie?” The laughs keep on coming, intentional or not. "You’ll love it!” ~attributed to no one. Enjoy! Email us with the best zombie song lyrics at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Welcome Cannoners! As much as it seems like the title is a spoiler, "The Red Queen Kills Seven Times" is actually an incredibly complicated Italian-style giallo film, shot in Germany with Italian, German and American actors! Although, yes, about 7 people die in the movie. But isn't it all about the journey? Yes. Yes it is. So strap in for a bizarre look at the fashion industry and a pesky family curse! Enjoy! Email us with your favorite giallo films at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Welcome Cannon Faces!  A comedy about murderous cannibals who live underneath an amusement park in Texas? How can you get more Cannon than that! You'll see as Creating Cannon digs in to the 80s cult classic "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2"! Plus, we've got some exclusive stories about a live viewing event featuring the star of TTCM2, Caroline Williams! Email us with any tasty chili recipes at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Greetings Cannon Walkers! What an adventure we had discussing this 1986 Chuck Norris and Lou Gossett Cannon Film! It's got everything: a beautiful damsel in distress, an ancient treasure and an amazing bar brawl! The only thing this movie is lacking is a coherent plot! This is Firewalker! Enjoy!   Email us at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

I bid you welcome, Cannon Fans! What do you get when you combine a 400 year old vampire with a absurd curse, throw in some one hit wonders and set it all to rock and roll? “Rockula”, of course! Nick and AJ are sinking their teeth into this film, trying to figure out the logic of the curse, the comedy of the commercials and the *actual* fate of Elvis Presley. Enjoy! Oh, and fangs for joining us!  Also, apparently Ralph existed as a name long before the 16th century. Email us with your Vampire-themed band name at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

G'Day Cannon Mates! The Cannon boys are going down unda today and they're bringing a guest: Adrienne Whitney Papp! We all know the quote "A dingo ate my baby!" right? Well, what if that wasn't just a silly phrase to practice your Aussie accent on but was the inciting incident to a nearly decade-long battle with the law in a murder case? And who could possibly portray the embattled mother? Meryl Streep, of course! Join us as we analyze the role of media in our society and find out how many times we can use dingoes to break the tension. We're watching "A Cry in the Dark"! Enjoy! Email us with which animal you would least like your baby to be eaten by at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube! You can find Adrienne Whitney Papp at her website www.adriennewhitneypapp.com and you can follow her @awpapptweets on Twitter! And as promised, the New York Times article mentioned in the show! https://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/15/magazine/how

 Greeting and Salutations, Cannonanas! You are in for a bizarre treat this episode when we glug down the odd brew that is Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype! With a star like Oliver Reed, how could this movie be anything but spectacular? We will most assuredly let you know! This movie is jam-packed with weird humor, murder and more foot jokes than you would expect! Here's your prescription for Creating Cannon! Email us with any get-hot-quick elixir recipes at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hey Cannoniers! What lies inside this hospital of horrors? Well...horrors, of course. Duh. But also spooky doctors, crazy patients and BOOOOOOOOOBS! Nick and AJ examine the results of watching the Boaz Davidson directed "X-Ray", also known as "Hospital Massacre" starring the beautiful Barbie Benton. So join us won't you? It shouldn't be more than a 15 minute wait and we'll be right with you...   Email us with your own X-Rays at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hello Cannon Dojo! What have ninja stories always been missing? A dubbed Italian lead! The Cannon boys are joined this week by one of their great friends and best of sports, Sean Kreycik, to  break down the Menahem Golan-directed "Enter the Ninja". It's the beginning of the Ninja Trilogy and we start it off with a bang! Or a Hi-yah! Email us your suggestions of what your favorite ninja weapon is at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

 Welcome Cannon-ators! We've got a very wholesome and very musical episode for you this time! Back in the 80s Golan and Globus created Cannon Movie Tales! And this tale has one very specific tail - that of Puss in Boots! Starring everyone's favorite character actor Christopher Walken and everyone's favorite son of a 007, Jason Connery! If you listen, I guarantee you, you'll be a happy cat! Thanks to Trevor for the suggestion! Email us your suggestions of what movie we should do next at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!