The Book Of Leon: Philosophy Of A Fool
- Author: Leon Black
- Narrator: Leon Black
- Publisher: Simon & Schuster
- Duration: 5:12:07
Synopsis
Everyone’s favorite houseguest who never left, Leon Black (played by award-winning comedian JB Smoove on HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm) drops his wisdom and good-bad advice for the masses. Learn the secrets Larry David has gleaned from the Falstaff of television. Live your best Leon. Bring the Ruckus.
Aristotle. Gandhi. Lao Tzu. Dr. Ruth.
Amateurs.
For centuries bespeckled dorks have pored over the scrolls of the ancients, read tea leaves, and looked to the stars for philosophy, wisdom, and advice. While some people have probably offered good advice, and others offer bad advice, Leon is here to offer his brand of good-bad advice. These are the musings of a master genius spitting out the secrets of the universe—to help you become just like him.
Be forewarned: in opening this tome and Leon’s mind, you need to be prepared for straight talk. The kind of unfiltered blunt straight talk that pounds on your door, invites itself in, makes itself at home, helps itself to your food, security pass code, your expensive organic beet juice, and finally makes itself comfortable on that twin bed in your guest room. All the while you think you’re helping it—but really it’s helping you help yourself!
Because that’s how this book doozit.
Leon Black, he ain’t wrong...he just ain’t right.
Chapters
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TheBookOfLeon 41 JehovahWitnessProtectionProgram
Duration: 03min -
TheBookOfLeon 42 SlowTheFuckUp
Duration: 02min -
TheBookOfLeon 43 Snitching
Duration: 01min -
TheBookOfLeon 44 PostiveSnitching
Duration: 02min -
TheBookOfLeon 45 SelfEsteemDefense
Duration: 03min -
TheBookOfLeon 46 ShuttingShitDown
Duration: 03min -
TheBookOfLeon 47 InItToWinIt
Duration: 03min -
TheBookOfLeon 48 TechnologySpeaking
Duration: 02min -
TheBookOfLeon 49 Uberstand
Duration: 01min -
TheBookOfLeon 50 Uberfeet
Duration: 02min -
TheBookOfLeon 51 StripPay
Duration: 02min -
TheBookOfLeon 52 EdibleUnderwear2.0
Duration: 02min -
TheBookOfLeon 53 Cruises
Duration: 03min -
TheBookOfLeon 54 TimeToGetIll
Duration: 02min -
TheBookOfLeon 55 BiggestLoser
Duration: 03min -
TheBookOfLeon 56 PartTimeVegetarian
Duration: 04min -
TheBookOfLeon 57 SpotMe
Duration: 02min -
TheBookOfLeon 58 FluDick
Duration: 04min -
TheBookOfLeon 59 PussyTea
Duration: 03min -
TheBookOfLeon 60 DrugYouse
Duration: 03min