Unnatural 20's

It’s time to lace up your Doc Martens, flat iron your bangs, and walk down the emo halls of the past as we prepare for When We Were Young. My fellow emo friends, join us as we get greased up for work meetings, find a wing while being a mother goose, die for a ball, learn about saucy Jake the fine boy, thank unpaid interns for our childhood, think about goblins with boobs, nearly poke out our eyes with jet black eyeliner, experience a good alarm, find out the best flakey surprise, draft the most stabby emo band, ask yourself “how did we get here,” respect our audio will, find out if Books fixes or ruins Encanto, get a free trip to Ireland, pass out and relive emo trauma, and make weddings better with dogs. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

We used our time off as a chance to reflect on ourselves and what we want to change in this New Year and ultimately, we decided that we aren't going to change! Instead of changing ourselves, we are going to change the world to work for us. We cannot guarantee that these changes will be for the ultimate good, but you know they are going to be good to us. So grab your journals and join the party as we enjoy being back together, switch from screech to foghorn, leave space for a slow clap, knock the DM off her pedestal, catch a piece of the pandemy, lose our sense of smell but gain a superpower, get dunked on by a doctor, give the honeymoon to our family, appreciate the beautiful bubble dog, die in our party t-shirts, sharpen our Nylabones to use in the Bone Zone, meet the most powerful dogs, fear the thumbs, snap that neck back, choose butt flaps and drop zones, make the world soft because life is hard, bring a Limited Too aesthetic, give Lego to the people, make your nose an unfunctional fashion piece, get emot

You can't always get what you want on your birthday...unless...now hear us out on this...you steal what you want! So follow in Katelynn's footsteps and join the party as we demand a birthday celebration, place Cassie in all of our hearts, give the gift of silence, take over the transition, require chicken nuggets, be a brave blood girl, get shamed at the doctors, live with a Moth-Dog, find the superpower in the flaw, figure out what the superpower could be, give Katelynn the gift of fear, leave space for the ghost in our writing, learn a fun new word, fight off penguins with potatoes, enter the spoiler zone, freak out over Spider-Man No Way Home, count the cries, thank the most important founding father aka Tobey Maguire, prank some vampires, sit on the couples therapy couch with Eddie and Venom, and get both our blood and brains taken out.  Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Katelynn and Books have thrown the dice out the window and they are leaving them outside for this episode. So open up the crusty pages of the past and join the party as we: set the towel thief to strike, forget about your past, learn about the danger of pantsuits, have a Disneyland oopsie, bring friends together as an octopus, footloose a holiday party, get them cuddles, get money-saving tips for conventions, learn why Katelynn is nuts, become embarrassed by cheer, and never go back back to high school again! Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

The lights are up, the coco is brewing, and it's officially time to watch your favorite U20's produced Holiday rom-com movie. Will putting us in charge improve or confuse the storyline?... Only one way to find out! So grab your mugs and join the party as we bring deserted island vibes, save the company with a dance battle, place importance on brunch, break a plethora of things, get too confident in our fails being successes, take comfort in the cracks, embody baby Jesus, disappoint our parents at our music recitals, share the stage with a pillow wise man, get cast in the role just to learn a lesson, kick the boombox into the principals face, take a trip to Hollyland, catch the transportation log, be entertained by an in-flight NPC, adopt an adult child, mistrust a snowman, get thrown into danger by our dogs, eat cake off the booty, learn all about the territorial cricket bird, meet an angry carpet, get greeted by a mouth on the floor, statistically prove that 2 sads equal a happy, and attend a gathering of Ma

We may not be qualified for much but if there's one thing we are absolutely qualified for, it's judging dogs! Because of this the DM thought we should capitalize on this skill and make our own Dog Show, so fill your pockets with treats and join the party as we: bring a little class, sacrifice the car to the parking lot, stand outside the comedy club, get recognized by our panicked body structure, support good oral hygiene practices no matter the place, travel to Little Italy Canada, leave the dads yelling in the background, putta the spaghetti in Hayden Christensen's hand, abuse the power of cheesy office phrases, fear a power cord death, ask the bold question of "If you pee, you get electrocuted?", get hyped over jumpy boys, try to make flucking happen, show off the toy boys, choose the button nose, give the promise of a kidney, scoop up as much as we can, sell some black market deals from the heart, rent a vacation wardrobe, bring the family emergency distraction kit, vote for saggy bodies, debate the choco

Making friends can be hard...unless you can capture them. This week the DM is solving problems by making us ten and throwing us in the Poke-world. So grab your Pokeball and join the party as we lick the tree like a lollipop, knit the raddest bucket hat, rally from our deathbed, hear from the muppet sitting in the gallery, use our dying breath to lie, ruin the recording plans, be the best we can be, taste the desperation, share our mascot trauma, snap photos of the kids crying, classify the Disney nerd, get thrown from the coaster, take a photo with our mind's eye, ruin our french toast meal, become a little baby tortoise, get extra with Pokemon names, adopt the beansprout, keep the baby version, enter the Star Wars roleplay zone, train to be a Padawan, sell a whole ovary, face each other in the Battle Dome, deny a monkey's love, follow in the steps of the Bee Movie, learn a lesson from a Netflix movie, argue over the newest rom-com, multiple the Hudgens, identify the villain via Shake Weight, show our compreh

Dog moms unite! It's time for us to come together and create a dog competition that highlights all the best traits of our fluffy companions. So throw a bone and join the party as we miss out on karaoke, drag a knee through poo poo, make our own Bath and Body Works perfume, get in a heated debate over paste noodles, create a bowtie alliance, nail it in the bone zone, show Slinky Dog the appreciation her deserves, get a sick armband tattoo, arm the dogs with pillows, and then arm the dogs with guns, hoard yarn, join the Real Housewives of the Office, find out who cuddled with the boss, enter the dogs into a building competition, see just how funny dogs are, learn more about dog parks, take a trip to the museum of bad art, send out the attack bunnies, and emoji rank our friend's appearances. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

It's time to celebrate the birth of this amazing, awe-inspiring* DM by playing a brand new drinking game that involves no drinking and only complimenting! So wrap that gift that you definitely already had and join the party as we: turn Scorpio Season into Our Season, remember the great Cake Car, leave the demon's head on the floor, launch off on a low budget spaceship, fail at calendars again, show no mercy in the classroom, make a Skittle murder pact, throw our bodies out of the shower, refuse to flabbergast Franklin, blame George Lucas, use trash to customize cars, get a fun head massage, find our beat down inspiration, get in the advent calendar game, compete in robot slam poetry, check in with our Tik Tok dealer again, get our reality tv fix via podcasts, bake just for the sake of the good bake, request the Big Red Dog, add in Paul Walker, live in a world surrounded by Steve Buscemi, never have I ever our way into best friendom, flip the single fingle, and show up in incognito mode.  Join in on the advent

It's officially turkey time and the DM has brought on an actual, real-life turkey to join this team of best buddies! So grab a friend and join the party as we get introduced to Titus, tell forbidden peacock stories, blast the pod at work, remember the bones days, get forced to either be tits out or promote, go full exorcism, roll the unrude dice, pitch the Puppy Pals dog hair toys, call in some robot party planners, make a shark connection, ignore the dark times, visit the murderous squirrel farm, look at the magesty, pass out knives, compete in a thunder thigh off, throw the challenge to you, earn the title, go with the doll vibe, respect the one true Count, fear the Hash Slinger Slasher, continuously one-up the meal, turn from thappy to thad, get crowned the din din queen, throw a portal key down a wrong hole, join the local pyramid scheme, deny the pineapple agenda, and give everything to Mike. Join in on the adventure by seeing your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon p

Can you believe there's still a whole week to celebrate the spooky times?! The DM can't so she called in her friends to help her celebrate by creating their very own scary stories! So grab your flashlight and join the party as we immediately mess up the theme, get confused by calendars, dress up as a fool, question the search history, put poison in the wine, worry about our past selves, befriend the creepy kids, Home Alone it, discuss the merits of bedside snacks, get lost in the wilderness, reminisce on Trick or Treating, get too scared of the decorations, embody the ugly vampire, pinpoint a past trauma, give up the Power Ranger dream, get too distressed to get dressed, do what it takes to get candy, fear the coo of the butterfly, put a lot on the kid's shoulders, hit the dog park hair salon, celebrate a double quince, witness a displaced seal, interview a time-traveling child, see just how twisted Book's mind is, learn what Rainbow Fish was really about, and slap turkey legs like Thunder Sticks.  Join in on

There is a key, unseen member of this podcast who has not been getting the recognition he deserves. He was our inspiration since day one and the DM is here to let everyone know just why that is. So bleach your hair and join the party as we: give a sacrifice to El Torito, forget an anniversary, debate a cheater's qualifications, be proud of our stains, warn the kids of their future, magically turn our dogs into cuddlers, charm all the puppies, worry about the kids, find out who is the better person, show off our hidden Fieri facts, make the Kelly Clarkson Guy Fieri connection, turn a past wuv into a nerd out, constantly think about Instagram dogs, hear the wildest hockey story, learn just why Cocaine is a hell of a drug, expand on the dystopian fight for your life storyline, and send out a call to action to buy our feet pics. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

They came, they saw, they chomped! Our favorite holiday, Fat Bear Week, has concluded and we've got the fat chompion on to celebrate. So stock up on salmon and join the party as we get a little glutinous, introduce royalty, bring the chunk, discover hidden witch powers, miss a foot sale, almost burn it all down, do a very on-brand fail, own up to our Scooby-Doo favoritism, bear in wuv, attempt to figure out what Couch Guy is about, get our weekly Tik Tok update, experience weather, appreciate the spooky creativity, piece together our future, gamify astrology, switch the theme to National Treasure, harness a Furbie's demonic nature, fear the long boys, pitch For Realsies Heelsies, billow the blazer, learn of the Great Fluffy One, and have a totally normal heart to heart. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

We have been podcasting for over two centuries!! Wait no, just two hundred episodes...but that's still a big deal and we are celebrating it big time! So grab your chunkiest dice and join the party as we remember the chaos endured, give it all in the intro, finally nail our Christopher Walken impression, determine our biggest episode, take a stroll down memory lane, update our Podcast Awards news, find a pasta partner, keep up the perfect streak, bring that 20's energy, ruin the wedding, make it rain flowers, bring in a certified Animal Boy, bestow a great honor, learn about the rodent/wasp, supply that good cargo short content, see what respect looks like, karate chop a fish, become a wetsuit sausage, meet the CEO of ROIs for the very first time, be the demon in the dreams, fly out of the studio, speak into a  sock, out scream the children, and fall asleep in front of the otters.  Become a part of the show by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of

There is only one person wild and reckless enough to join on an adventure this wild and reckless and that's Ty from the Side Character Quest podcast. So grab your smallest d20 and join the party as we: dance battle our enemies, blow a success out of our noses, take a 3-hour nap, fail at air conditioners, play in the dirt, go on a fake photo adventure, witness an official Ty Lie, suffer from bad weather vibes, come in with a nougat transition, get diagnosed with bread, gain a healthy fear of Colossus Penguins, get mistaken as an egg, see what professional podcasting looks like, play with copyright law, pitch A Dog Named Sherlock Homes, hear some unwanted dog facts, get some magical items, gain a chicken friend, fall into SkeletonLand, spend a vacation staring at a wall, watch Ty's transformation into a murderer, flex our bones, roll the largest d20, question the striptease, witness the panic in person, and travel through some peaks and valleys.  Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@g

The DM was worried about our unnatural level and wanted to check in and make sure that we are still supplying those good, unnatural vibes. So get ready to fail and join the party as we: pull out a knife, take over all the classes, go into a panic spiral, connect through squatting, visit the pet store under the couch, ban together as bustin buds, talk up a hat, have a chat with the wind, look with our eyes, get thrown in with Katelynn, duck to avoid flying candy bars, share our trundle bed pride,  change into the podcast for the kids of embarrassed moms, play a quick game of FMK, cry in bed, realize the green M&M is out of our league, switch the game to Who is My New Daddy?, act out umbilical cord feeding time, violate the candy bar safe space, discover the worst bit, get voted the most socially acceptable, dip our toe into the weirdness, witness the teachers getting weird, hide the relationship, roast the PE teacher, hoard all the free things, respect mini flashlights, fill the boobies with snacks, and fa

It looks like Bachelor in Paradise is looking for some new hosts so we are taking our shot at the gig and submitting an audition tape! Grab a rose and join the party as they: take on the Weird Al challenge, use the core to parkour, chat with the crabs, identity as a bursting sausage, finally find our inner selves, rip through two pants, go flys out, use the pee-pee headphones, try to figure out what the happada hap in the pants is, memorialize a mug, give Marveller a garage door, clarify the very many quantity, do a bridesmaid's krump, listen to the wrong stop, use our secret earpieces, spot the 40-year-old, slide down shaved ice mountain, bring a bag of donuts to the club, get twisted in the dog park, stop the kids from getting married, meld with the donut boy, play house on a date, sweep you away, earn the Pepto Bismol, and tape wienies to a sign. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

It's PSL season which means that these Profoundly Stupid Losers are at their most powerful! So prepare your mind and join the party as we: treat Twilight like the good book it is, major in Nerd, refuse to make a poll, say RIP to the nuts, get locked out of the house, debate a prank, take a trip to the water store, transform into a nasty monster, find ourselves on the silver screen, react live to a monster, read a cheerful book, nerd out on girls, let the profoundness bubbly out, appreciate candy apple red, refuse to be fashionable, try to catch the slippery dick, figure out just what a flagellum is, piece together the Gary puzzle, scream about ear bones, name the three godparents, dunk on Katelynn in the most devastating way, freak people out with our powerful overbite, learn to respect temporary tattoos.  Send your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com to become a part of the show Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Books has been turned into a literal book and instead of trying to do something about it, the other two have decided to talk about their various origin stories instead! So grab your bookmark and join the party as we: grow some unfortunate hair, try to reign in the energy, serve up beef-shakes to the beefcakes, rip our shorts, accept the butt-out motto, get a clean take, become the orange juice Hansel and Gretel, get a job offer after a fail, go down the dark dragon path, relieve the trauma of CGI Scooby-Doo, give nerdy props to our mom, fall victim to the Vulcan nerve pinch, become fantasy filled, stab for Charizard, have beef with the daycare workers, use our cheer skills to lift each other up, try not to focus on the weird snake, get greeted by sports in the morning, join the vibe train, get too deep into podcasts, recruit some real dumb dumbs, feed off spite, enjoy some brews and brainstorming, make the all butt cut, give a shoutout to our Guitar Center hero, channel Lil Jon's regret, brag about our inside

Hold on. These voices are not those of your normal host!! They do sound just as cool and young so this should be alright! Grab your Baja Blast flavored Metamucil and join this new crew as they: bring a young boy energy, tear it up in wine country, make age-appropriate references, Hocus Pocus with the Brocuses, turn the movie boys into nerd boys, blue all over their keyboard, "fix" a stationary bike, fail our boy Tony Hawk, do a jumpkick to the teethies, nerd out with some fboys, finally dip their toes into the Alien franchise, do the unthinkable and put pans in the dishwasher, throw out a friendly death reminder, charm the sharks, help their hip brains, create a phone app to remind them to phone, reverse engineer condiments, keep an eye out for Mr. Kranch, dip all day long, meet Assistant/Detective Rolle Bear, show off their training from Julie's Yard, become Schmidt, fall victim to the Bart Craze, cry over mothballs in the beef stew, share a gemstone monologue, follow the Snake Eyes rule, star in We Bought a