Soft Tattooed Millionaires

LAFC academy director, Todd Saldaña, joins the podcast to talk about the youth movement at MLS' newest franchise. We also discuss what it takes to make sure that kids don't fall through the cracks, and how he intends to tackle this problem in the day-to-day operations of the club.

Max and Jack are back to discuss (positively) all things MLS, USSF, and Matt Christopher book reports.

20, or Dos-a-Cero? STM discuss the Donovan announcement while trying not to explode with joy. Per usual, Max and Jack discuss all the happenings in American soccer, both domestically, and abroad.

Adam Belz of Scuffed joins us to discuss just what exactly the departure of Jonathan Gonzales means to the USMNT. STM and Adam try to answer the age-old question: How do you mend a broken heart?

Max and Jack preview the Liga MX season, recap MLS moves, talk tender moments between Dax McCarty and Sacha Kljestan, and play a game about mullets.

STM sits down to talk with DC United's Director of Youth Scouting, John Bello.

STM discuss the real reason why so many fans in Louisville tuned into the MLS Cup. The boys fall hard for Danny Williams, LAFC, and AO Sheboygan. Plus, Max and Jack dig deep into the SUM/illuminati connection.

Jack and Max discuss whether white men can have dreadlocks and whether said white men can also have tattoos depicting lions with dreadlocks. We're looking at you, Kyle Beckermen. There's also plenty of discussion about MLS Cup final, why Michael Bradley rubs people the wrong way, and why SUM will be the end of us all.

Outgoing president of Puerto Rico FC, Tom Payne, joins STM to talk American soccer. Max and Jack discuss James Milner's mustache, and Graham Greene novels.

STM discusses the softest tattoos in the MLS and USMNT. Later, they're joined by Milwaukee Torrent owner and head coach, Andreas Davi.

STM interviews FC Dallas Academy Director Luchi Gonzales, banters about Concacaf Unibrows, and breaks down MLS playoffs.

Max and Jack talk about the proposed (and suitably named) Tournament of Losers, interview Andrew Urban of MLS in Austin, and banter about the state of US Soccer.