No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Synopsis

A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

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Episodes

  • Episode 289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian
    Episode 289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian
    Duration: 50min | 04/10/2019
  • Episode 288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport
    Episode 288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport
    Duration: 52min | 27/09/2019
  • Episode 287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven
    Episode 287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven
    Duration: 46min | 20/09/2019

    Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

  • Episode 286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
    Episode 286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
    Duration: 42min | 13/09/2019

    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly  called The Information Mine. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

  • Episode 285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
    Episode 285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
    Duration: 52min | 06/09/2019

    Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

  • Episode 284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
    Episode 284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
    Duration: 44min | 30/08/2019

    Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

  • Episode 283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
    Episode 283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
    Duration: 44min | 23/08/2019

    Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

  • Episode 282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
    Episode 282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
    Duration: 43min | 16/08/2019

    Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.

  • Episode 281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow
    Episode 281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow
    Duration: 43min | 09/08/2019

    Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.

  • Episode 280: No Such Thing As Permanently Latvian Beer
    Episode 280: No Such Thing As Permanently Latvian Beer
    Duration: 44min | 02/08/2019

    Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.

  • Episode 279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
    Episode 279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
    Duration: 43min | 26/07/2019

    Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.

  • No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
    No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
    Duration: 52min | 19/07/2019

    Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.

  • Episode 277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
    Episode 277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
    Duration: 40min | 12/07/2019

    Live from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts.

  • Episode 276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
    Episode 276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
    Duration: 41min | 05/07/2019

    Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.

  • Episode 275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
    Episode 275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
    Duration: 51min | 28/06/2019

    Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.

  • Episode 274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
    Episode 274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
    Duration: 44min | 21/06/2019

    Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.

  • Episode 273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
    Episode 273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
    Duration: 40min | 14/06/2019

    Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.

  • Episode 272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
    Episode 272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
    Duration: 45min | 07/06/2019

    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.

  • Episode 271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
    Episode 271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
    Duration: 39min | 31/05/2019

    Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.

  • Episode 270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES
    Episode 270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES
    Duration: 43min | 24/05/2019

    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists.

  • Episode 269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport
    Episode 269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport
    Duration: 39min | 17/05/2019

    Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.

  • Episode 268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness
    Episode 268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness
    Duration: 48min | 10/05/2019

    Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants.

  • Episode 267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs
    Episode 267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs
    Duration: 38min | 03/05/2019

    Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.

  • Episode 266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign
    Episode 266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign
    Duration: 42min | 26/04/2019

    Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses.

  • Episode 265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl
    Episode 265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl
    Duration: 41min | 19/04/2019

    Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand.

  • Episode 264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
    Episode 264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
    Duration: 36min | 12/04/2019

    Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.

  • Episode 263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
    Episode 263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
    Duration: 38min | 05/04/2019

    Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.

  • Episode 262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
    Episode 262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
    Duration: 39min | 29/03/2019

    Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.

  • Episode 261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
    Episode 261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
    Duration: 39min | 22/03/2019

    Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.

  • Episode 260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
    Episode 260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
    Duration: 35min | 15/03/2019

    Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage

  • Episode 259: No Such Thing As Flyagra
    Episode 259: No Such Thing As Flyagra
    Duration: 40min | 08/03/2019

    Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus

  • Episode 258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
    Episode 258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
    Duration: 47min | 01/03/2019

    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.

  • Episode 257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman
    Episode 257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman
    Duration: 39min | 22/02/2019

    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.

  • Episode 256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
    Episode 256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
    Duration: 43min | 15/02/2019

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.

  • Episode 255: No Such Thing as a Bouncy Asteroid
    Episode 255: No Such Thing as a Bouncy Asteroid
    Duration: 46min | 08/02/2019

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.

  • Episode 254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
    Episode 254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
    Duration: 38min | 01/02/2019

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.

  • Episode 253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
    Episode 253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
    Duration: 45min | 25/01/2019

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.

  • Episode 252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
    Episode 252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
    Duration: 43min | 18/01/2019

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.

  • Episode 251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George
    Episode 251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George
    Duration: 46min | 11/01/2019

    Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.

  • Episode 250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
    Episode 250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
    Duration: 45min | 04/01/2019

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.

  • Episode 249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
    Episode 249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
    Duration: 37min | 28/12/2018

    A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!

  • Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
    Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
    Duration: 42min | 25/12/2018

    Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.

  • Episode 248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
    Episode 248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
    Duration: 49min | 21/12/2018

    Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.

  • Episode 247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
    Episode 247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
    Duration: 46min | 14/12/2018

    Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.

  • Episode 246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
    Episode 246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
    Duration: 52min | 07/12/2018

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.

  • Episode 245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
    Episode 245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
    Duration: 41min | 30/11/2018

    Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.

  • Episode 244: No Such Thing As A Fishman
    Episode 244: No Such Thing As A Fishman
    Duration: 01h16min | 23/11/2018

    Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.

  • Episode 243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartres Crabs
    Episode 243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs
    Duration: 55min | 16/11/2018

    Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.

  • Episode 242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
    Episode 242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
    Duration: 55min | 09/11/2018

    Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.

  • Episode 241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
    Episode 241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
    Duration: 51min | 01/11/2018

    Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.

  • Episode 240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
    Episode 240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
    Duration: 57min | 26/10/2018

    Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.

  • Episode 239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
    Episode 239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
    Duration: 38min | 19/10/2018

    Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.

  • Episode 238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa
    Episode 238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa
    Duration: 41min | 12/10/2018

    Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.

  • Episode 237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise
    Episode 237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise
    Duration: 45min | 05/10/2018

    Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.

  • Episode 236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture
    Episode 236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture
    Duration: 48min | 28/09/2018

    Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.

  • Episode 235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
    Episode 235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
    Duration: 45min | 21/09/2018

    Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.

  • Episode 234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
    Episode 234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
    Duration: 51min | 14/09/2018

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.

  • Episode 233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
    Episode 233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
    Duration: 55min | 07/09/2018

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.

  • Episode 232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
    Episode 232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
    Duration: 40min | 31/08/2018

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.

  • Episode 231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
    Episode 231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
    Duration: 27min | 24/08/2018

    Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.

  • Episode 230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
    Episode 230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
    Duration: 39min | 17/08/2018

    Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).

  • Episode 229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
    Episode 229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
    Duration: 42min | 10/08/2018

    Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.

  • Episode 228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
    Episode 228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
    Duration: 34min | 03/08/2018

    Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.

  • Episode 227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
    Episode 227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
    Duration: 52min | 27/07/2018

    Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.

  • Episode 226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
    Episode 226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
    Duration: 49min | 20/07/2018

    Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.

  • Episode 225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
    Episode 225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
    Duration: 51min | 13/07/2018

    Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.

  • Episode 224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
    Episode 224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
    Duration: 47min | 06/07/2018

    Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.

  • Episode 223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
    Episode 223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
    Duration: 43min | 29/06/2018

    Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.

  • Episode 222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
    Episode 222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
    Duration: 44min | 22/06/2018

    Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.

  • Episode 221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
    Episode 221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
    Duration: 36min | 14/06/2018

    Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.

  • Episode 220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots
    Episode 220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots
    Duration: 47min | 08/06/2018

    Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots

  • Episode 219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
    Episode 219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
    Duration: 46min | 01/06/2018

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.

  • Episode 218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
    Episode 218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
    Duration: 58min | 25/05/2018

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.

  • Episode 217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
    Episode 217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
    Duration: 40min | 18/05/2018

    Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.

  • Episode 216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War
    Episode 216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War
    Duration: 39min | 11/05/2018

    Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.

  • Episode 215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team
    Episode 215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team
    Duration: 48min | 04/05/2018

    Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race.

  • Episode 214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat
    Episode 214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat
    Duration: 38min | 27/04/2018

    Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.

  • Episode 213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
    Episode 213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
    Duration: 46min | 20/04/2018

    Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.

  • Episode 212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh
    Episode 212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh
    Duration: 46min | 13/04/2018

    Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.

  • Episode 211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River
    Episode 211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River
    Duration: 50min | 06/04/2018

    Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.

  • Episode 210: No Such Thing As A Sheeps Bedside Table
    Episode 210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table
    Duration: 40min | 30/03/2018

    Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.

  • Episode 209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole
    Episode 209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole
    Duration: 44min | 23/03/2018

    Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.

  • Episode 208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief
    Episode 208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief
    Duration: 39min | 23/03/2018

    Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.

  • Episode 207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
    Episode 207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
    Duration: 41min | 09/03/2018

    Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.

  • Episode 206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court
    Episode 206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court
    Duration: 44min | 02/03/2018

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.

  • Episode 205: No Such Thing As The Number Six
    Episode 205: No Such Thing As The Number Six
    Duration: 52min | 23/02/2018

    Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.

  • Episode 204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly
    Episode 204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly
    Duration: 44min | 16/02/2018

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.

  • Episode 203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly
    Episode 203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly
    Duration: 42min | 09/02/2018

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.

  • Episode 202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake
    Episode 202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake
    Duration: 46min | 02/02/2018

    Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.

  • Episode 201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival
    Episode 201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival
    Duration: 55min | 26/01/2018

    Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.

  • Episode 200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen
    Episode 200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen
    Duration: 54min | 19/01/2018

    Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.

  • Episode 199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat
    Episode 199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat
    Duration: 41min | 12/01/2018

    Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.

  • Episode 198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia
    Episode 198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia
    Duration: 52min | 06/01/2018

    Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.

  • No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017
    No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017
    Duration: 01h21min | 29/12/2017

    All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!

  • Merry Fishmas!
    Merry Fishmas!
    Duration: 39min | 25/12/2017

    A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.

  • 197: Episode 197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
    197: Episode 197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
    Duration: 40min | 22/12/2017

    A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich

  • 196: Episode 196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream
    196: Episode 196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream
    Duration: 37min | 15/12/2017

    Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.

  • 195: Episode 195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake
    195: Episode 195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake
    Duration: 38min | 08/12/2017

    Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.

  • 194: Episode 194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile
    194: Episode 194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile
    Duration: 38min | 01/12/2017

    Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.

  • 193: Episode 193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga
    193: Episode 193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga
    Duration: 47min | 25/11/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.

  • 192: Episode 192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats
    192: Episode 192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats
    Duration: 44min | 17/11/2017

    Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.

  • 191: Episode 191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel
    191: Episode 191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel
    Duration: 48min | 10/11/2017

    Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.

  • 190: Episode 190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
    190: Episode 190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
    Duration: 39min | 03/11/2017

    Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.

  • 189: Episode 189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan
    189: Episode 189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan
    Duration: 35min | 01/11/2017

    Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.

  • 188: Episode 188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher
    188: Episode 188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher
    Duration: 38min | 27/10/2017

    Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.

  • 187: Episode 187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year
    187: Episode 187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year
    Duration: 42min | 20/10/2017

    Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.

  • 186: Episode 186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election
    186: Episode 186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election
    Duration: 32min | 13/10/2017

    Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.

  • Episode 185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow
    Episode 185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow
    Duration: 49min | 06/10/2017

    Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.

  • Episode 184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries
    Episode 184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries
    Duration: 42min | 29/09/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.

  • Episode 183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre
    Episode 183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre
    Duration: 33min | 22/09/2017

    Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.

  • Episode 182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School
    Episode 182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School
    Duration: 33min | 15/09/2017

    Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.

  • Episode 181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine
    Episode 181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine
    Duration: 36min | 08/09/2017

    Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.

  • Episode 180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane
    Episode 180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane
    Duration: 33min | 01/09/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.

  • Episode 179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing
    Episode 179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing
    Duration: 33min | 25/08/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.

  • Episode 178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie
    Episode 178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie
    Duration: 44min | 18/08/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?

  • Episode 177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy
    Episode 177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy
    Duration: 43min | 11/08/2017

    Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].

  • Episode 176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar
    Episode 176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar
    Duration: 40min | 04/08/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.

  • Episode 175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings
    Episode 175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings
    Duration: 46min | 28/07/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.

  • Episode 174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray
    Episode 174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray
    Duration: 45min | 21/07/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.

  • Episode 173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor
    Episode 173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor
    Duration: 44min | 14/07/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.

  • Episode 172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon
    Episode 172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon
    Duration: 53min | 07/07/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.

  • Episode 171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire
    Episode 171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire
    Duration: 42min | 30/06/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.

  • Episode 170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole
    Episode 170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole
    Duration: 44min | 23/06/2017

    Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.

  • Episode 169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty
    Episode 169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty
    Duration: 41min | 16/06/2017

    Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.

  • Episode 168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead
    Episode 168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead
    Duration: 41min | 09/06/2017

    In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.

  • Episode 167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak
    Episode 167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak
    Duration: 44min | 02/06/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).

  • Episode 166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear
    Episode 166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear
    Duration: 46min | 26/05/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.

  • Episode 165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep
    Episode 165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep
    Duration: 33min | 19/05/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.

  • Episode 164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane
    Episode 164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane
    Duration: 47min | 11/05/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.

  • Episode 163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish
    Episode 163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish
    Duration: 53min | 05/05/2017

    Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.

  • Episode 162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces
    Episode 162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces
    Duration: 49min | 28/04/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.

  • Episode 161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
    Episode 161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
    Duration: 40min | 21/04/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.

  • Episode 160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
    Episode 160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
    Duration: 46min | 13/04/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.

  • Episode 159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
    Episode 159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
    Duration: 40min | 07/04/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.

  • Episode 158: No Such Thing As A Weasels Fridge
    Episode 158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge
    Duration: 46min | 31/03/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.

  • Episode 157:No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
    Episode 157:No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
    Duration: 43min | 24/03/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.

  • Episode 156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
    Episode 156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
    Duration: 40min | 17/03/2017

    Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.

  • Episode 155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
    Episode 155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
    Duration: 39min | 10/03/2017

    Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People Forecast

  • Episode 154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
    Episode 154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
    Duration: 43min | 03/03/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.

  • Episode 153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
    Episode 153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
    Duration: 40min | 24/02/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.

  • Episode 152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
    Episode 152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
    Duration: 44min | 17/02/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.

  • Episode 151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
    Episode 151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
    Duration: 38min | 10/02/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.

  • Episode 150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
    Episode 150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
    Duration: 39min | 03/02/2017

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.

  • Episode 149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
    Episode 149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
    Duration: 36min | 27/01/2017

    Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.

  • Episode 148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
    Episode 148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
    Duration: 30min | 20/01/2017

    Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.

  • Episode 147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
    Episode 147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
    Duration: 39min | 13/01/2017

    Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.

  • Episode 146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
    Episode 146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
    Duration: 50min | 06/01/2017

    Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.

  • No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
    No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
    Duration: 34min | 30/12/2016

    A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!

  • Episode 145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
    Episode 145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
    Duration: 32min | 23/12/2016

    A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.

  • Episode 144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
    Episode 144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
    Duration: 36min | 16/12/2016

    Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.

  • Episode 143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
    Episode 143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
    Duration: 33min | 09/12/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.

  • Episode 142 : No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
    Episode 142 : No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
    Duration: 35min | 02/12/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.

  • Episode 141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
    Episode 141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
    Duration: 44min | 25/11/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.

  • Episode 140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
    Episode 140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
    Duration: 44min | 18/11/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.

  • Episode 139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
    Episode 139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
    Duration: 38min | 12/11/2016

    Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.

  • Episode 138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island
    Episode 138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island
    Duration: 39min | 04/11/2016

    Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.

  • Episode 137: No Such Thing As Churchills Secret Parrot
    Episode 137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
    Duration: 41min | 28/10/2016

    Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.

  • Episode 136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
    Episode 136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
    Duration: 39min | 21/10/2016

    Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.

  • Episode 135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
    Episode 135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
    Duration: 44min | 14/10/2016

    Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.

  • Episode 134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
    Episode 134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
    Duration: 37min | 07/10/2016

    Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.

  • Episode 133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
    Episode 133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
    Duration: 38min | 30/09/2016

    Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.

  • Episode 132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
    Episode 132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
    Duration: 47min | 23/09/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.

  • Episode 131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
    Episode 131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
    Duration: 43min | 16/09/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.

  • Episode 130: No Such Thing As Train Jam
    Episode 130: No Such Thing As Train Jam
    Duration: 40min | 09/09/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.

  • Episode 129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
    Episode 129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
    Duration: 37min | 02/09/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.

  • Episode 128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
    Episode 128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
    Duration: 37min | 26/08/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.

  • Episode 127: No Such Thing As Carry On Colliding
    Episode 127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
    Duration: 33min | 19/08/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.

  • Episode 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
    Episode 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
    Duration: 36min | 12/08/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.

  • Episode 125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
    Episode 125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
    Duration: 33min | 05/08/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.

  • Episode 124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
    Episode 124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
    Duration: 34min | 29/07/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.

  • Episode 123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
    Episode 123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
    Duration: 36min | 22/07/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.

  • Episode 122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
    Episode 122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
    Duration: 37min | 15/07/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.

  • Episode 121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
    Episode 121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
    Duration: 35min | 08/07/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.

  • Episode 120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
    Episode 120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
    Duration: 36min | 01/07/2016

    Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.

  • Episode 119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
    Episode 119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
    Duration: 32min | 24/06/2016

    Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.

  • Episode 118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
    Episode 118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
    Duration: 42min | 16/06/2016

    This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.

  • Episode 117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
    Episode 117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
    Duration: 41min | 09/06/2016

    Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.

  • Episode 116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
    Episode 116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
    Duration: 45min | 02/06/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.

  • Episode 115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
    Episode 115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
    Duration: 41min | 26/05/2016

    Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.

  • Episode 114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump
    Episode 114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump
    Duration: 33min | 19/05/2016

    Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.

  • Episode 113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle
    Episode 113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle
    Duration: 45min | 13/05/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.

  • Episode 112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
    Episode 112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
    Duration: 36min | 06/05/2016

    Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.

  • Episode 111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
    Episode 111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
    Duration: 39min | 29/04/2016

    Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.

  • Episode 110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
    Episode 110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
    Duration: 36min | 22/04/2016

    Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.

  • Episode 109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
    Episode 109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
    Duration: 35min | 15/04/2016

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.

  • Episode 108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
    Episode 108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
    Duration: 40min | 08/04/2016

    Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.

  • Episode 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
    Episode 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
    Duration: 39min | 01/04/2016

    Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.

  • Episode 106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
    Episode 106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
    Duration: 35min | 25/03/2016

    Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.

  • Episode 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
    Episode 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
    Duration: 33min | 18/03/2016

    Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.

  • No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special
    No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special
    Duration: 29min | 19/11/2015

    In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.

  • NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana
    NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana
    Duration: 18min | 26/06/2014

    South Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifteenth and final episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Alex Bell (@alexbell_) pit South Korea against Ghana to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

  • NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador
    NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador
    Duration: 21min | 25/06/2014

    Iran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourteenth episode of International Factball - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today in this never-before-tried three-way special, Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Freddy Soames (@fsoames), pit Iran against Argentina against Ecuador to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

  • NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan
    NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan
    Duration: 16min | 24/06/2014

    Greece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the thirteenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped), John Mitchinson (@johnmitchinson) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Greece against Japan to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

  • NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico
    NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico
    Duration: 14min | 23/06/2014

    Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Bell (@alexbell_) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Australia against Mexico to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

  • NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia
    NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia
    Duration: 19min | 22/06/2014

    USA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eleventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Edelman (@alex_edelman) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

  • NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria
    NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria
    Duration: 15min | 21/06/2014

    Bosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the tenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Bosnia against Nigeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

  • NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland
    NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland
    Duration: 15min | 20/06/2014

    Italy v Switzerland: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the ninth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

  • NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast
    NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast
    Duration: 13min | 19/06/2014

    Colombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eighth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Colombia against the Ivory Coast to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

  • NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile
    NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile
    Duration: 15min | 18/06/2014

    Cameroon v Chile: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the seventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Jack Burke (@jacksburke) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Cameroon against Chile to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

  • NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria
    NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria
    Duration: 15min | 16/06/2014

    Belgium v Algeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the sixth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Belgium against Algeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

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