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  • Ground Fiction: Jane Boulden

    27/01/2021 Duration: 19min

    Here you'll find me interviewing writer Jane Boulden, one of the contributors to Ground Fiction. Listen and enjoy! Jane talks about her writing process, what she aspires to, and reads from her story "Release," published in Ground Fiction 1:1.Hope you enjoy it!You can buy Ground here on Amazon. 


    06/01/2021 Duration: 19min

    "Just remember all caps when you spell the man's name..."We lost another great one at the end of 2020. I found out on New Year's Eve that legendary rapper MF DOOM passed away at the age of 49 on Oct. 31, 20.  Not only was he great, but he was also basically the human soundtrack to all my Jack Palms podcasts.In a year of many messed up things, this one shook me at the last chance, just as we were kicking 2020 out the door. But it had one trick left.Join me as I go down a bit of podcasting memory lane to recap the podcast intros and hits I know him for best.Blessings, Daniel Dumile. Rest in Power.

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - 15

    14/12/2020 Duration: 40min

    This is the last episode, friends, chapters 29 to The End.It's Ch 29, Ch 30 and Epilogue. It concludes our story!Who'd have thought this whole thing would happen in 2020, the craziest year I've ever known? COVID-19 and all it has wrought... led in some way to this podcast. And I could not have done it without my friend Carlos Mendoza on the mic!!Thank you, Carlos!!!I talk here about the new website, my coaching business site at and Ground Fiction journal. How about a few copies for your holiday gifts this year?Want to hear me do a Q&A episode? If so, drop your questions or thoughts here in the comments or email them to me. I love hearing from listeners! What's next from me here on Patreon? We shall see. I send you all of my best wishes, gratitude, and warmest holiday greetings.  -- Your pal, SH

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 14

    16/11/2020 Duration: 47min

    Thanks again to Carlos for recording the audio this time!Hooray! We're here with more new content from AMPaaE. Rock on.This is for those of you who've been listening all along. I appreciate you! Lots of talk here in the before and after and hopefully some toons you'll enjoy.This episode brings you Chapters:27: Kellog Starts Readingand28: To the Trout Mobile!We've made it down to the desert in Southern California, Kellog has met Bainbridge McGee, who "checks out" Emily Plinko, and now he gets to read the latest masterpiece from the master. Stay tuned, dear listeners!Want the book in print? Buy it here! Better yet: drop a review on it! The old ones disappeared!

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 13

    14/11/2020 Duration: 34min

    Here are ch's 25: "End of Falling People" and 26: "Meet in the Desert!" in which Bainbridge McGee finishes The Falling People, goes on a bender in Las Vegas, plays some golf; Billy Pilgrim survives September 11th, 2001, zips off to Tralfamadore to have sex; and Artemis Kellog camps in the desert and meets his idol.Tons of fun!What's more, I have episode 14 for you releasing in just three days! Stay tuned, eager beavers!I appreciate you!

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 12

    21/09/2020 Duration: 42min

    New theme music this time, more reflective of the world we're all facing in the fall of 2020. It's 5781 on the Hebrew calendar and lawd bless us all.Next year? In Jerusalem, is what we always say at the end of a Passover seder in my family. Well, what do you think about next year? Where would you like to be?This episode boasts over 45 minutes of content over chapters 22-24.I hope you enjoy. What else is new? Ground fiction is here! I'm thrilled to present the work of 16 new authors I've been working with. Get a taste of the work here, subscribe to hear more, and soon we'll have new audio stories to share right here! More to come. 

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 11

    07/09/2020 Duration: 26min

    Carlos and I are back with more!Today you can enjoy Ch. 19-21.Rock and roll with me!You can find more about my latest project, Ground, right here: 

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 10

    17/08/2020 Duration: 42min

    Here are chapters 17 and 18. This episode is LONG!I won't take up any more of your time.Enjoy the listen! Let me hear from you. Drop a comment here, on my facebook or at sethharwood.comThanks!

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 9

    05/08/2020 Duration: 34min

    Here are chapters 15-16 of the novel. Again, we're in the world of 9/11 with Billy Pilgrim. This is the content I thought of when I originally chose to podcast this book. As with my story "Tuesday," I was feeling a connection between 9/11 and COVID-19. Well, we've blown that entirely out of the water now. Stick around to hear why I think so. 2020? By far the worst!Here's that freestyle from Black Thought. LOVE it!Also, have you seen this video? Heard "Lockdown" by Anderson Paak? Love it. This is SO of the moment. Check it out.And I've been working hard on (the endeavor, not the website). Stay tuned for more from Ground in September.Thanks for your support!

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 8

    18/07/2020 Duration: 46min

    I'm back with a little help from my friend Carlos Mendoza! He narrates Ch. 13 and 14 this time around, and he'll back back for more as we go forward.Listen to hear what happens with Artemis, Emily, Bainbridge McGee, and more about how I've been doing and why I left you for so long. Pandemic! Protests! It's the long, hard spring and summer of 2020. This is the craziest of years.Enjoy the episode. If you'd like to hear more of Carlos's audio stylings, you can find him here:Fade to Black by Joshua Pryor  OR  The Keeper's Crown by Nathan D. Maki.Enjoy! As always, you can find all of my books and audio here: 

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 7

    15/06/2020 Duration: 23min

    I'm still here! The story marches on, the world turns, we all keep doing some of the things.Listen: it's crazy times right now. Crazier than before!I'm losing my mind and (in some cases) any time to do work or record fiction. But, this week I'm here, giving you episode 7! (Ch 12 and part of 13) 20+ good minutes! Enjoy!

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 6

    02/06/2020 Duration: 32min

    I've made another episode! I did! I did!This episode contains chapters 10-11 of the book.And yes, the world seems to be burning itself down all around us. At least in the US. And we have no Portuguese Sweet Bread today. But Willa joins me for a few good minutes.

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 5

    11/05/2020 Duration: 22min

    Happy Mother's Day!Here's episode 5 for your ears, Chapters 8-9. Enjoy!Background features some talk about Michael Jordan, ESPN's new documentary, and all the very best wishes for you, the mothers in your life, and for all the mothers and grandmothers in my life!Coming soon: a full episode on the new revelations about Michael Jordan from "The Last Dance" and how it connects to The Maltese Jordans.

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 4

    27/04/2020 Duration: 25min

    Good day! Week 7 of the 2020 Quarantine Podcasts experiment is here. Hard to believe, right?Are you enjoying the podcast? If you would you be so kind as to let me know, I would very much appreciate that. I love hearing from you. This is chapters 6-7 with some of 8 because I got excited about We were baking bread in the house yesterday during recording.If you're looking for a good place to add me to your favorite podcatcher, here's the link: Enjoy!

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 3

    13/04/2020 Duration: 26min

    Welcome to episode 3 of As Much Protein as an Egg. I hope you'll enjoy. Feel free to start HERE if you missed the first episodes. It'll get you all caught up. This week I give you ch. 3-4 and some shout outs to old friends, one of whom is Gomyo the Hoodie Monk. Check out this track off his latest CD. He brings the rhymes and paint from Japan by way of the US Midwest originally. Gomyo has been a listener since Jack Wakes Up. Props, man!His other recent video "Light Up" comes here. Well done!Hope this finds you well. Strange times indeed! Take care of yourself and yours. I also mentioned the newest Great American Novel, Valentine, by Elizabeth Wetmore. Right here!Check out Jenna Bush singing its praises.

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 2

    07/04/2020 Duration: 21min

    is this thing on?This episode presents ch. 2-3 of the unedited version of the novel, the director's cut -- now with more ethnic humor! Hooray!Enjoy! Kindly let me know how you've been.

  • Dispatch 3-30-20

    30/03/2020 Duration: 09min

    On the whereabouts of Philboyd Studge III and your friendly podcaster Seth Harwood

  • As Much Protein as an Egg - 01

    24/03/2020 Duration: 21min

    Philboyd Studge III grabs the mic this week to begin his major novel, As Much Protein as an Egg. This is the long-hidden Director's Cut that fewer than 5 people on Earth have ever read before now.I'm making all the content here on Patreon free and also distributing it here via Shoutengine:I don't know how to have folks subscribe to Patreon's FREE stream here, so if you figure this out, please tell me.You can also subscribe FREE via iTunes here. How cool is that!?!?!Where else do you get podcasts these days? Let me know and I'll post there.ALSO, I'm staying mostly off the social media these days, so I'd very much appreciate you posting this content to your own accounts, friend lists, whatever. Please spread the word. That's how this can work best.I want to get back to slinging the content.Yer boy,SHFuture Urban Crime Kingpin

  • Tuesday - Read on 3/16/20

    16/03/2020 Duration: 23min

    My short story "Tuesday." Happy to hear from you at, or on Patreon.

  • Late August Update

    27/08/2019 Duration: 09min

    Are you out there listening? Let me know:

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