Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E20 (Barbarians at the Planet).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's Thirteen.  This film is fucking dope Donkey Kong+ 1 cock, if you know what I'm saying, but with the baby godfather, if you really know what I'm saying!!

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E19 (Fly Hard).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches F9 (aka F9: The Fast Saga or Fast & Furious 9).  They fly into outer space!

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E18 (Vatman).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 10,000 B.C.  In this movie, the dude with a big dick gets shot, stabbed, and punched, and his honey-hole lady friend gets abducted!  It's much insanity watching this movie sober, so don't risk it!

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E17 (The Rival).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Murder by Natural Causes.  In this movie, the dude with a big dick gets shot, stabbed, and punched, and his honey-hole lady friend is behind it all!  

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E16 (The Founding).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Snake Eyes. In this film, Snake Eyes has to kick some Cobra ass in Atlantic City!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1977). This movie is dope af, and Sack Head will fuck you up, son!

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E15 (Ides of Metropolis).  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets Of Dumbledore. This movie is about an angry fucker trying to steal an election with dead animals and crazy Ezra Millers! Better than the last one, but still a shit show.

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E14 (Illusions of Grandeur).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Candyman (2021). This movie is pretty dope, too, and could have been a little better, but still a solid film. Be his victim!?

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E13 (Witness).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Avengers. This movie is the movie that made 1000 fanboys cum in their pants. Shit gets real.

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E12 (All Shook Up).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Kung Fury.  This movie is like if baby Jesus got a blow job from a kung fu master and shit this movie out.

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E11 (Honeymoon in Metropolis).