Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Most Dangerous Game. Yeah, it's the film that possibly inspired the Zodiac Killer so give it a look son. It's decent for being an older film.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween Kills. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! This movie is fucking and I'l eventually record the other episodes of this trilogy later haha!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990). So it begins!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terrifier 2. There is a clown man that is making bad shit happen in this damn film because of reasons and stuff.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Part Deux. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting again for sucka! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Sheen went balls deep again with this one son! 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mission To Mars. We got another amusment ride movie for you guys and gals! strap in or strap on!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Dark Knight. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been creaming for! Stop you're grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son! 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! Stop youre grinning and drop your linen! Charlie went balls deep with this one son! 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ring.  This movie is about a chick that is too cool for school and then watches a damn VHS movie and well fucking man don't you know she's fucked.  This film is fucking epic and still holds up!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Enola Holmes. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop you're grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son! 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches R.I.P.D. This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who gets killed by Kevin Bacon. He's got a hot girlfriend, and a grumpy friend named chode. Whatever.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two.  This movie is part 2. Read the comic if you enjoyed this because it's excellent.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches War.  Jet Li fucks Jason Statham in the ass as they go to WAR!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cave (2005)! This movie is about some wannabe dinks that find underground scary evolved monster things!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Aquaman. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for suckas! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! DC went balls deep with this one son! 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Soul Of The Dragon.  This is a movie wherein a black batman little shit kicks fast and makes friends with a ninja chick and Asian Jim Carrey fist fucks!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Riddick! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world because of silver eyes in space dudes!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Crying Game! Beware dicks!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ghost Ship. There is a demon that is making bad shit happen on this ship because of reasons and stuff.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Velvet?  David Fucking Lynch and a gd monkey watch Blue Velvet in the multiverse!