Synopsis
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts are movie commentaries. They do not cure cancer or provide intelligent insights on film making, but may provide slight humor. I swear a lot.
Episodes
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Waves of Madness
13/07/2025 Duration: 01h02minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waves of Madness. This movie is a side-scrolling video game in film form.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Cleaner
07/07/2025 Duration: 01h29minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some fucking shit.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Deadpool & Wolverine
29/06/2025 Duration: 02h02minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool & Wolverine. This movie is about a character named Deadpool who jumps around in space and time to make the first "MCU" #Deadpool film, whereas it ultimately turned out to be primarily a FOX wet dream of side characters to fill it out.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Sinners
22/06/2025 Duration: 02h13minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sinners. It's a pretty solid movie and it sure is better than that shitty Navy Seals V Demons, but that goes without saying. Ryan Coogler has big dick energy in this film.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Navy Seals V Demons
15/06/2025 Duration: 01h18minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Navy Seals V Demons. People got paid to make this fucking movie.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Terminator Woman
08/06/2025 Duration: 01h34minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terminator Woman. This movie is fucked up and makes little sense and has about 27 fucking different titles!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Steel Magnolias
02/06/2025 Duration: 01h56minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel Magnolias. This is the Sequel to the film Steel!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Steel
25/05/2025 Duration: 01h34minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel. In this film, Shaq decides to leave sports behind, eats some Papa Johns, and then becomes a grounded superhero for a DC character in the hood.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Blue Steel
18/05/2025 Duration: 01h40minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Steel. This is the Prequel to the film Steel!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Fast X
11/05/2025 Duration: 02h12minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast X. In this film is shit gets real squared! haha
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Green Blooded Bastard - Without Mercy (1995)
04/05/2025 Duration: 01h27minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Mercy (1995). This movie is fucking not good. It's just bad! Here's a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyCPpnK0JQQ
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Rat Catcher
27/04/2025 Duration: 17minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rat Catcher. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Death Wish 5: The Face of Death
20/04/2025 Duration: 01h33minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Wish 5: The Face of Death. This movie is dope as fuck and hard as hell... you'll need to take a shower after this film ends!
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Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater 3: His Law
13/04/2025 Duration: 01h30minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 3: His Law. This movie is fucking epic and the best of the bunch! Grade A strait to tape cheese with tits!
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Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster
06/04/2025 Duration: 01h32minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster. This movie is fucking great and somehow weirder than the first one! Grade A strait to tape cheese!
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Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater
30/03/2025 Duration: 01h33minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater. This movie is fucking great! Grade A strait to tape cheese!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Three.
24/03/2025 Duration: 01h36minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Three. In this movie, shit hits fans all over the multiverse to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro, or something something anti-shit. Strap in!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Venom: The Last Dance
16/03/2025 Duration: 01h33minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: The Last Dance. Tom Hardy was like don't kill the horse please! HAHAHA
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Timekeepers of Eternity
09/03/2025 Duration: 01h02minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Timekeepers of Eternity. This is an artfuck chaos art fever dream remix of The Langoliers which I watched way back on 08/30/2015! Video link: https://vimeo.com/866783910
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Swan
03/03/2025 Duration: 16minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Swan. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.